I’ll never forget the time I was at the old Tiger Stadium with H.S. buddies. We wandered the stadium to goof off in a section where there were only a few people, looked down an aisle, and saw a rat the size of an average cat. I got the hell out of there, never went back to a game until Comerica opened...which is probably no better for rats, but is at least “clean,” or so I convince myself.

I hate everything about rats. They can go extinct as far as I’m concerned, except for the ones who are useful for testing medication that I may need eventually.