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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]
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JasoninHalifax wrote:
Those are the same thing, i.e. vastly overrating one's own prior abilities. Uncle Rico was never good enough to do those things (but in his head he was).

On this thread, the folks talking about what they could do could actually do those things.....

so they say....just like Uncle Rico
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [Watown] [ In reply to ]
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I haven't read the whole thread, but the idea that a 4:45 mile is fast for a high-school kid is ridiculous. Last spring alone, there were 8,459 different high-school kids that ran 4:45 or better in the 1600 in the United States. It simply is not that rare to run into someone that ran sub 4:45 in high-school.

http://www.athletic.net/...ender=M&Event=52


I think the point is that there are a disproportionate amount of middle age guys calming to be one of those 8,459 runners back in the day that could run 4:45 or better instead of being one of the 10 to 15 MILLION high school students each year that have not achieved that mark.
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [Jason80134] [ In reply to ]
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My point was only that there are a hell of a lot of people out that were 4:45 milers in highschool

I'm not the least bit surprised when I run into someone who has completed an Ironman. And I am sure that over the last 30 years there have been a lot more people that ran a 4:45 mile at some point than there are that have completed an Ironman.

I just think the OP is a little overly skeptical. Does he question everyone he runs into that claims to be an Ironman?
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [Watown] [ In reply to ]
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My point was only that there are a hell of a lot of people out that were 4:45 milers in highschool

I'm not the least bit surprised when I run into someone who has completed an Ironman. And I am sure that over the last 30 years there have been a lot more people that ran a 4:45 mile at some point than there are that have completed an Ironman.

I just think the OP is a little overly skeptical. Does he question everyone he runs into that claims to be an Ironman?


When someone clams to be in a group of 9,000 out of 13,000,000 I am always skeptical, whatever the subject.
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [Jason80134] [ In reply to ]
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So if you run into someone at a party and they claim to have done an Ironman, are you automatically skeptical?
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [Watown] [ In reply to ]
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The only men I know that didn't run 4:45 minute miles in highschool are masters runners and triathletes. And sometimes people who ran track in highschool.

Everyone else was 4:45 or faster.
They wouldn't even consider you for JV football if you couldn't run 4:20 or better. JV basketball and baseball - those guys were all -4:10 or faster.

I don't think they let you pass PE class if you couldn't break 5.

(Oops maybe I am confused. The mile is two laps around the track right!)
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [lightheir] [ In reply to ]
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I don't need to misremember since I still hold my high school's 1500m and 3000m records.....30 years later! :-)
(one of my daughter's coaches had done some work at the school and told me a couple of years ago)....and was faster than the equivalent of a 4:45 mile
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [lightheir] [ In reply to ]
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lightheir wrote:
Watown wrote:
I haven't read the whole thread, but the idea that a 4:45 mile is fast for a high-school kid is ridiculous. Last spring alone, there were 8,459 different high-school kids that ran 4:45 or better in the 1600 in the United States. It simply is not that rare to run into someone that ran sub 4:45 in high-school.

http://www.athletic.net/...ender=M&Event=52


For the umpteenth time, see threads above of why this thread is NOT a post about '4:45 is fast for a high school runner'.

If you're one of the many who feel compelled to repeat '4:45 is not fast for a high school runner', find a different thread to chest-thump on - it's really old already and off-topic!

Sorry, but your first post was definitely about 4:45 being a crazy fast time that very few people could accomplish. Fact is that a large number of high school runners can run sub 4:45. You don't need to know anything about training techniques to run that fast as a 17yr old, you just need some talent and a group of guys that worked hard.

My question is how did you know their age was exactly 35-42?
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [IronStork] [ In reply to ]
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I was at Oktoberfest in Munich last year and started talking with a group of guys in their late 40's/early 50's - our group was late 20's/early 30's. I was chatting to one of the guys about Ironman and the first thing he says is "Oh yeah I've done the one in Hawaii before". I was immediately skeptical because he didn't say Kona and just came right out with it right off the bat. Being a delusional KQ hopeful I started grilling him, partly to see if he was full of shit but also because if he was telling the truth I genuinely wanted to talk more with him. I asked him where he qualified, and was shocked when he said Lake Placid. Ok, maybe he's legit. Next question - what was your time? "Uh, I can't remember exactly". Next question - what's your name and what year did you do it, I'll look you up. At that moment he checked his phone and wandered off like he had something important to do. But it didn't stop there, I knew he had to come back to his table.

Five minutes or so later he emerged and headed right back to his table and avoided me. I pulled out my phone, went to the Ironman website and asked him what his name was because I wanted to look up his splits. He said "What's your problem? I already told you I did Lake Placid" to which I responded "you are so full of shit. You qualified for Kona and can't even tell me your time?". He just stood their shaking his head like I was the asshole, being as confrontational as I was being. My friends, smartly came over and escorted me back to my table when they saw it start to escalate. I kept staring him down but he wouldn't look over at me again.

Clearly it was Oktoberfest, and we were all drunk, but it pissed me off that this guy was going around casually saying he qualified for "Hawaii" when he clearly hadn't. I know how hard people work who qualify and it just really struck a nerve. I'm trying to get there myself and would never say I qualified if I didn't and he shouldn't have either.

If I was drunk at a party and some jackoff started brandishing his smartphone at me, I'd remove myself from the situation too. You have yet to prove that he -didn't- go to Kona; the onus is on you.

Eliot
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [Jctriguy] [ In reply to ]
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Jctriguy wrote:
lightheir wrote:
Watown wrote:
I haven't read the whole thread, but the idea that a 4:45 mile is fast for a high-school kid is ridiculous. Last spring alone, there were 8,459 different high-school kids that ran 4:45 or better in the 1600 in the United States. It simply is not that rare to run into someone that ran sub 4:45 in high-school.

http://www.athletic.net/...ender=M&Event=52


For the umpteenth time, see threads above of why this thread is NOT a post about '4:45 is fast for a high school runner'.

If you're one of the many who feel compelled to repeat '4:45 is not fast for a high school runner', find a different thread to chest-thump on - it's really old already and off-topic!


Sorry, but your first post was definitely about 4:45 being a crazy fast time that very few people could accomplish. Fact is that a large number of high school runners can run sub 4:45. You don't need to know anything about training techniques to run that fast as a 17yr old, you just need some talent and a group of guys that worked hard.

My question is how did you know their age was exactly 35-42?


Kindergarten event. I can tell just from looking that that's the age of the men there.

And again, for the umpteenth time, re-read my original post. Where did I say that 4:45/mi was an crazy fast x-country time?

The point of the post was that for 5 RANDOM GUYS who clearly had LITTLE CLUE ABOUT RUNNING during the conversation, 4:45/mi in HS was highly, highly, unlikely. Which I completely stand by.
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [lightheir] [ In reply to ]
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I've seen this happen; actual example.

co-worker: "Oh, I see you run at lunch. How fast do you run 10K?"
me: "Low 35's; 35:06 is my PR? Do you run?"
co-worker: "I used to run a 10K almost every weekend with a buddy on my block. But we were faster; like 30-32 minutes".
(I was living in Boulder at the time.)
me: "Wow! that's fast! So you guys win most of your races? And even maybe the Boulder-Boulder?"
co-worker: Very awkward look, long pause. "No, we never won anything. I mean, we weren't too bad, but not wining or anything..."
me: "Were you maybe running 5K's?"
co-worker: "Well, gosh, I thought they were 10K's..."
me: "Do you remember about what pace you were running? Was it around a 5 min/mile pace?"
co-worker: "Oh no, I'm not sure, but maybe 8-10 min/miles"

The guy used to run some, but clearly just drastically confused what distance and/or time.

2015 USAT Long Course National Champion (M50-54)
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [Watown] [ In reply to ]
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Watown wrote:
I haven't read the whole thread, but the idea that a 4:45 mile is fast for a high-school kid is ridiculous. Last spring alone, there were 8,459 different high-school kids that ran 4:45 or better in the 1600 in the United States. It simply is not that rare to run into someone that ran sub 4:45 in high-school.


http://www.athletic.net/...ender=M&Event=52


And, in the US, there are over 37,000 high schools.
http://www2.ed.gov/...e/pi/hs/hsfacts.html


So the chances of finding just one kid at any given high school capable of running 4:45 or better is roughly 1 kid in 5 high schools.


Now, take into consideration how many kids actually go to high school (about 50.1 million hs students http://nces.ed.gov/...s/display.asp?id=372 ) and your chances of finding a kid who could actually run a 4:45 or faster drop to about 0.0002% of hs students in America. Perhaps you are using a different definition of 'rare'.






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http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [Watown] [ In reply to ]
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Watown wrote:
I haven't read the whole thread, but the idea that a 4:45 mile is fast for a high-school kid is ridiculous. Last spring alone, there were 8,459 different high-school kids that ran 4:45 or better in the 1600 in the United States. It simply is not that rare to run into someone that ran sub 4:45 in high-school.

http://www.athletic.net/...ender=M&Event=52
I'm guessing statistics wasn't your strongest subject? Or perhaps you didn't read the OP?
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [gregf83] [ In reply to ]
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Seriously? Of all the things in the world to worry about you're calling out folks for what they may or may not have done in high school? Are you sure you're 40?
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [lutzman] [ In reply to ]
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Seriously? Of all the things in the world to worry about you're calling out folks for what they may or may not have done in high school? Are you sure you're 40?

I'm guessing a lot of the guys here who are fact checking their acquaintance's boasts at a party about their high school prowess don't get invited back to many social occasions.

How about next time instead of demanding a certificate confirming the race they claim to have run was USTF certified you have some fun and suggest a friendly wager.

Dude: "Oh yea...I ran a 4:43 mile in HS."
You: "Wow! That's quick!...how fast do you think you could run one now?"
Dude: "Oh man, I could probably do a 5:30 mile now."
You: "C'mon...That's still pretty fast...not sure I could pull that off...I'd be willing to wager a 6-pk that you couldn't."

I mean, you're basically calling the guy out, just not being a tool about it.

========Warning, long story. TLDR version: Talking shit about how fast you used to be can be painful but life changing, even if you tell the truth...=================

FWIW, this is actually how I got into endurance stuff...shitfaced at a bar, hadn't run in the 13 years since HS, gained 50 lbs, bunch of friends doing Reach the Beach relay talking about how they were hoping to avg 7:30 miles. I said

Me: "7:30 miles...what is this, a Walk-a-thon?"
Them: "What do you think you could run a mile in?"
Me: "In HS I ran 4:44."
Them: "HS was a few pounds ago, Kimosabee. You'd be lucky if you could run a 6:30 mile right now."
Me: "6:30 mile...that's like a training run."
Them: "Bartender...napkin and a pen please."

We drew up a contract stating that within the next 8 months I had to run 3 miles (consecutively) in 19:30 or less on the track. If I failed, I would have to wash/wax each of their cars (there were 8 of them), and if I succeeded, each of them would have to wash/wax my car one time.

Got up the next morning all hung over and went for a run. Made it about a mile at probably an 8 minute pace and was pretty much redlined. Over the next 8 months I incurred just about every knee/leg/foot running related injury you can imagine as I tried to ramp up the running.

I managed to get some mediocre training in between injuries, and after 8 months everyone showed up at the track. I was hoping adrenaline would pull me through. The official timer said go and I was off. As I came through the first 400 in :92, they had a Steak and Cheese bomb waiting for me. "If you stop now, this can be yours." Came through 800 in 3:10 and was suffering. They were all having beers and had one open for me. "C'mon dude...you're going to have a heart attack...just take this and we'll go buy some sponges and wax." 1200 in 4:50. Crap...still slowing. Kicked it for the next 400 and came through 1600 in 6:25 and threw in the towel.
Got pretty good at washing/waxing that summer.

Took the napkin with the contract on it, flipped it over, and drew up another contract. This time, I had 6 more months. If I couldn't run the 3 miles in 19:30, I'd have to run across the bridge between Cambridge and Boston during rush hour wearing only shoes and tighty whiteys. Made it 2 miles that time and had to break out the Fruit of the Looms.

During dinner at my bachelor party a couple of months later, much enjoyment was being had as the story was recounted.

Them: "So, I guess you finally came to your senses."
Me: "No, I'd sign another contract."
Them: "Waiter...another napkin please."

They took pity on me and offered to change the pace from 6:30 to 6:45/mile. I told them to screw since I was going to do 6:30. This gave some of them pause. "How much weight have you lost since you started all this?" one of them asked. "30 lbs." In the end, 3 guys came over to my side of the contract believing I would prevail, but the majority remained naysayers. Many of those present shared a ski house for the season each year, and it was determined that the losing side would have to streak up and down the street at the ski house at midnight during the annual New Year's Eve blowout.

During the previous year, in addition to losing a bunch of weight, I'd also figured out a bunch of what my body could handle, and had started to get some injury free training in. This continued for the following 4 months, and when I toed the line for my 3rd attempt one drizzly November evening, I managed to run an 18:55. New Years Eve was pretty awesome.

So, now that I'd slain my white whale, what next? I kept on running over the next 5 years into my mid-late 30s. Lost some more weight. Got my PRs down to just under 1:21 for a half, 16:58 for a 5k. (These were on certified courses and I can document the times so put your cell phones down...)

Did a run/pedal/paddle race on a MTB. Liked biking, bought a $300 road bike. Rode it ~15,000 miles over the next few years...said WTF...I run, I bike, I know how to swim. Did a bunch of triathlons and did OK, but never learned to like swimming. Now I just bike race as a 45+ masters and there's not much to brag about since being a decent triathlon biker puts you somewhere in the MOP in that crowd...

I might try to start up running again because for a biker I'm a good runner and for a runner I'm a good biker...

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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [kdw] [ In reply to ]
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Awesome story!
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [kdw] [ In reply to ]
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This story is why Slowtwitch needs a "Like" button. Good on you!
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [lutzman] [ In reply to ]
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Thanks guys...of all the stupid crap I've gotten from races, the things I kick myself for not holding on to are the 2 napkins and the video someone made of me running across the bridge in the tighty whiteys...didn't seem like a big deal at the time but I have no doubt I'd weigh 250+ lbs as opposed to 160 had I not talked smack to my RTB friends that night. There are not many times in your life when a singular and at the time chance moment has such a dramatic effect on your life direction...would be nice to have a momento.
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Re: I think men over 35 have delusions of how fast they were [kdw] [ In reply to ]
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kdw wrote:

As I came through the first 400 in :92, they had a Steak and Cheese bomb waiting for me. "If you stop now, this can be yours." Came through 800 in 3:10 and was suffering. They were all having beers and had one open for me. "C'mon dude...you're going to have a heart attack...just take this and we'll go buy some sponges and wax."
This is some funny shit right here.

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