Why don't you actually respond instead of attacking posters and making irrelevant statements?

Why not disclose you sponsorship arrangement so people know that you are a paid supporter of the product?

Why not explain how this device is different from an elliptical?

have you ever tried drafting? Doping? 50 IM's in 50 days? No?
you sure have a lot of opinions on those topics, with zero experience.




Nobody gives a rats ass about your race results. You are in a shallow, not very competitive AG.
Here's what you do that "works" for those:

Monday - 60 minute pool swim, 90 minute bike trainer, 10 minute treadmill brick 2:40 hr
Tuesday - 90 minute interval bike trainer, 90 minute cross country run, 60 minute OWS 4 hr
Wednesday - 60 minute pool swim, 90 minute bike trainer, 10 minute treadmill brick 2:40 hr
Thursday - 90 minute interval bike trainer, 90 minute cross country run, 60 minute OWS 4 hr
Friday - 60 minute pool swim, 90 minute bike trainer, 10 minute treadmill brick 2:40 hr
Saturday - 90 minute interval bike trainer, 90 minute cross country run, 60 minute OWS 4 hr
Sunday - 4.5 hour hill bike ride outdoors.


way too much training for Olympic distance races.

You just got this thing on 7/3. How, exactly, has that positively impacted your race results this season?
The anticipation of purchase? Like a Red Ryder rifle?

It's not the gadgets you do or don't use, it's the 20+ hours a week of training.
If all your AG competition were also unemployed and OCD, they might also train more, and your results relative to them might not be as good anymore.

I guess it's also the 20+ hours a week of posting to ST, since that's the other thing you do - so that must be why your results are so good.

I've done 3 races this year, and been 3rd OA, 2nd OA, 2nd OA.
I "train" maybe 3-4 hours / week. Zero swimming, minimal running.
Obviously everyone should do whatever I do, since it works so well - LOOK AT MY RESULTS!!!!




Meb could juggle chainsaws, but it would be the decades of running he did that helped him run, not whatever product he may be shilling for right now.

Got any Squatty Potties to sell me?

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float , hammer , and jog

Yes, in fact, I do. However, I should warn you that it was a custom made squatty potty... so admittedly it MIGHT be a bit big for you.

Or bury it in a garage near your Gazelle

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“Bloom wherever you are planted"

Seems like disregarding this question is pretty good evidence this is a thinly veiled attempt to market this POS to ST posters.

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“Bloom wherever you are planted"

You know what makes you a better runner? RUNNING

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“Bloom wherever you are planted"

You have missed the point, but, ...

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Dave Campbell | Facebook | @DaveECampbell | h2ofun@h2ofun.net

Boom Nutrition code 19F4Y3 $5 off 24 pack box | Bionic Runner | PowerCranks | Velotron | Spruzzamist

Lions don't lose sleep worrying about the sheep

Yup, shows a complete lack of integrity on H2Os part.

You must be new here;) No one jumps on an h2o thread for anything other than comedy and troll feeding. He's surpassing hotman and bullwinkle now by many levels! Just sit back and enjoy it for what it is.....

Well, finally got around to modifying my 4 position trailer hitch bike race. I now can take up to 4, in any combination, of bikes, ElliptiGO's or Bionic Runners. Whether they are mine or friends, I am ready for anything.

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Dave Campbell | Facebook | @DaveECampbell | h2ofun@h2ofun.net

Boom Nutrition code 19F4Y3 $5 off 24 pack box | Bionic Runner | PowerCranks | Velotron | Spruzzamist

Lions don't lose sleep worrying about the sheep

Quick! To the Fred-mobile!!!


Sorry Dave, just funnin' ya.
Whatever floats your (car)boat.

But seriously - wouldn't it be a helluva lot easier to just pack 2 pairs of running shoes instead?

If you wanna bike - bike.
If you wanna run - run.
I just don't get the point of these bizarre hybrids that are neither.

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float , hammer , and jog

The point of aqua jogging is to try and get some "running" in when one cannot have the body take the actual pounding of running.
The Bionic runners objective, just like the ElliptiGO's, is to get some run type training without the pounding. I already do 30 miles
a week cross country and 5 on the treadmill. I am trying to see if the BR might give me a little more run endurance without more
pounding on my old legs. Will it work? Who knows, but I love to try non ST approved stuff. :)

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Dave Campbell | Facebook | @DaveECampbell | h2ofun@h2ofun.net

Boom Nutrition code 19F4Y3 $5 off 24 pack box | Bionic Runner | PowerCranks | Velotron | Spruzzamist

Lions don't lose sleep worrying about the sheep

Hello h2ofun and All,

Looks like it might help for non impact run training as you say ...... good luck and report back with a use report.

Curious as to how well it trains the same major muscles as running ................

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Cheers, Neal

+1 mph Faster

Yep, that is what the folks who bought, or are looking to buy, are asking. Only one way to find out. Since I am using on top of my normal training,
am assuming it will not hurt me. A number of folks have said is was really hard on their legs. I have had no such issues so I am
taking this as one positive for the moment.

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Dave Campbell | Facebook | @DaveECampbell | h2ofun@h2ofun.net

Boom Nutrition code 19F4Y3 $5 off 24 pack box | Bionic Runner | PowerCranks | Velotron | Spruzzamist

Lions don't lose sleep worrying about the sheep

So they are hard on people's legs? From the lack of pounding? Seems like a half baked product. Not the best advocate for it either, I hope they aren't paying you very much.