Turbo boost.

Do whatever is comfortable. But if you're in my masters class at least warn me ahead of time. And no floaters!!!

It's always a good ice breaker too. If you're force into lane sharing with someone make the notion like you got the chills. When they ask, "Are you cold." Just say, "No I farted" and then swim off. When you return there will be no one there.

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I swim with ear plugs and always forget how quiet our pool is...

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Excess air will not aid you your floating only create pressure and pain. Let it out what's the problem.

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Fart while pushing off the wall underwater so the lifeguards don't hear it. That's what my friend does. Wink wink.

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Well other than then "Never trust a Fart", I can't offer a lot. The largest issue is the potential that it isn't really a Fart and worse yet, may be somewhat liquid. So, I'd suggest you let gas escape slowly so you can keep check on whether it start to turn liquid. I don't think anyone would like a brown trail in the water.

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Pain is temporary, not giving it your all lasts all Winter.

I have found that by wearing my speedo endurance suit the fart can't escape the bulletproof like fabric so the floating effect is still in effect.

Sincerely,
Bubblebutt

I wouldn't worry about training. You will have real issues if your next race is wetsuit legal. I'm thinking of the girl from Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. good luck.

i see what youre trying to do here

if you fart underwater, just be sure there's none of those slow women around you

Take a hike, Troll

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This. Same happens to mine. Haha

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I know what you are doing.

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I only fart when I'm scuba diving. That way the bubbles are disguised by those from my regulator.

Yeah but a trained eye can differentiate them by the slower speed at which they rise, especially the sulphur laden ones.

Seriously, for some reason farts seem to be more potent when they bubble up while at the wall. Avoid this by farting while swimming. A good kick will disguise the bubbles.

I always find the fart hangs out in my jammers for the whole length. Feels weird to have the bubble rock back and forth. Usually it escapes at my next flip turn.

Except that it feels like there's a rabid chipmunk running around in my suit...

There's a visual!