Finding The Positive In Concrete Marked With Your Ass-Sweat Quote:
... Optimism can also be good. For example, after my runs, I will often sit on my stoop, collect myself, look at the stats on my app and listen to some music without moving, which is nice. I may have mentioned before that I sweat a lot. Well, that does not exclude my ass. My ass sweats maybe more than my armpits. When I come back and sit down on the stoop, I leave a mark. A sweat mark that looks like my ass. I noticed the other day that the sweat mark I left was much smaller than it used to be. This brightened my day probably more than it should have. I even told my wife. I don't know, I was proud; I wanted people to know about it because the implication is, in case you were wondering, that my actual ass has gotten smaller and is therefore leaving a smaller sweat mark because there is less of it to be covered in sweat and then make contact with the stoop. My wife didn't seem as enthralled with my pretty scientific inferences as I was; maybe I'll put it in my twitter bio.
Some people are faucets, some people are drains, and some people are ass-shaped puddles of sweat
Just remember to re-hydrate like crazy, everyone!!!
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When I lived in Philly, and would run after work on blazing hot Summer evenings, I imagined the sweat that dripped off of me after a run sizzling on the sidewalk like grease on a griddle, as the fat within me was being liquified by the super-heated mileage and drizzling out of my pores to the sun-baked ground below
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If you think running around outside in the heat & humidity is bad, try doing it while dealing with a Trash Strike as well!!!
http://www.philebrity.com/...bage-strike-of-1986/ http://articles.latimes.com/...news/mn-20966_1_bags
"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin
