I love it. There's nothing depressing than an achiever who apologizes for his achievement.

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
Which is probably why I was registering 59.67mi as I rolled into T2.

Hahahaha. Occupy Wall Street = Super Effective

Let them eat cake!

Also, I'm totally going to flash a big ass welfare check at the next Tea Party rally I see. It should go well.

Look at these dirty hippies!

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Don't hold back

"Don't blame WWII for your health problems, blame yourself!"

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

Hey Old Man. get a job you're a drag on society!!!

That is pretty damn funny.

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

...or that chick to your left




Hell yes.




and convincing as hell, too.




who says they don't have a coherent message?




ah, but think of all the guns you can buy with a proper education!





Doesn't Cornell West already have a job?




Down with crony capitalism! Up with random capitalization!

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

Wow! A dip shit protester I agree with.

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

+1

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ΜΟΛΩΝ-ΛΑΒΕ
we're doomed

+2

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DFL > DNF > DNS

Yes!
The "protestors" in Los Angeles marched over to the cameras covering the Michael Jackson trial and one had a sign that read "Michael is gone, America is hungry."

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DISH is how we do it.

Was he fat?

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"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."

funny as hell blog

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=46683

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I'll be what I am
A solitary man

Good Lord that's some funny stuff right there. The last one was great! Thanks for sharing.

"Anybody who says money is the root of all evil, doesn't have it! Money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby. You wanna hear details? I drive a Ferrari 355 cabriolet. I have a ridiculous house on the South Fork. I've got every toy you can imagine. And best of all, kids, I am liquid. So now that you know what's possible, let me tell you what's required. You are required to work your ass off. We want winners, not pikers. A piker is someone who walks at the bell. A piker asks how much vacation time he gets in the first year. See, people work here to become filthy rich. No other reason. That's it. You want vacation time? Go teach third grade public school."

I'd love to fit that movie quote on a sign :)

Thank you.

I love that scene. I wish I could quote that to my new hires.
I offer a commission based pay structure, so this is possible to obtain.
When I tell prospective candidates that say "I am money motivated" that it is a commission based job, most don't ever call back.