New Zealand English needs a translation guide.

Fulla means "man" (derived from fellow).

Partner means "person you cuddle".

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'It never gets easier, you just get crazier.'

Yeah, nah, I was talking about EggPlant's post. I am currently engaged in a English - Kiwi transition so TriDork's posts are sweet as, (cuz)

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Swim. Overbike. Walk.

Indeed - even the buttons tell you what to do.

Garmin have truly thought of everything

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Swim. Overbike. Walk.

Nah, fulla is boy, but he runs like a girl. Just kidding.

He's a guy with a live in girlfriend that likes to cuddle in the morning. I think he's onto a winner

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TriDork

"Happiness is a myth. All you can hope for is to get laid once in a while, drunk once in a while and to eat chocolate every day"

When you are fully transitioned to Kiwi, you will of course drop the 'cuz' first, then just not bother with the 'as' as well.

Until then, go for a run, because fulla is at home cuddling his Mrs. (when fulla finally gets out for a run, THEN you can go cuddle his GF. LOL)

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TriDork

"Happiness is a myth. All you can hope for is to get laid once in a while, drunk once in a while and to eat chocolate every day"

LOL

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http://mediocremultisport.blogspot.com

Am I the only one who thought you were talking about Cuddles?

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Swimming Workout of the Day:

Favourite Swim Sets:

2020 National Masters Champion - M50-54 - 50m Butterfly

lmao yea he probably is but def needs a hair tho to get the fuck on that bike and stomp those god damm pedals.. but that's just me and i have the emotional capacity of a toaster

hahahahaha

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Eliot
blog thing - strava thing

From memory, fulla can swim ride and run better than ok, but on one ride I did with him (a century training ride around Lake Taupo), his back blew up and his new cuddle buddy probably won't help with that! ;-)

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TriDork

"Happiness is a myth. All you can hope for is to get laid once in a while, drunk once in a while and to eat chocolate every day"

It should say "business time" as in the song of the same name, by "Flight of the Conchords". One of the great albums of all time IMHO. Great lines such as "You're so beautiful, you could be an air hostess in the 60's"

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TriDork

"Happiness is a myth. All you can hope for is to get laid once in a while, drunk once in a while and to eat chocolate every day"

...or perhaps you need to lighten the....

Rule #11

if there is no penetration - then it does not count as cuddling.

Do not, I repeat, do NOT HTFU and you'll be fine...