My wife would think is says more about the "space" between your ears that you are interested in this stuff.
Well, if something cannot stretch, how does it absorb energy. Rigid body mechanics and modeling are mainstays of engineering to make these problems more easily solvable, IMHO.
Wait, you can't have it both ways. Perfect spring/bike capacitor? Choose one. Then do the math to show that it is actually possible (OK, I admit it is possible in the case of the perfect spring). I have already explained why the bike cannot act as this capacitor (plus the bike cannot give the energy back to the rider with a free wheel in the back, this could only work on a fixie). How does the bike act as this energy capacitor when there is a free wheel?
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Frank,
An original Ironman and the Inventor of PowerCranks