I just run with my hands down my pants.

Quite dragging it on the ground and it will stay warmer.

https://www.facebook.com/...p;type=1&theater

Saw this and thought of this thread. Hopefully the link works.

Five years and 4 pages of how to keep your Johnson warm...

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"Good genes are not a requirement, just the obsession to beat ones brains out daily"...the Griz

do they make a battery powered version for extra heat?

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Brian
“Eat and Drink, spin the legs and you’re going to effin push (today).” A Howe

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy_warmer

Now why didn't I think of that?

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This sounds ridiculous but I have been doing it for years and it works really well; I put Duct Tape on my long johns covering my entire penile area. It keeps me toasty warm and full size even at -30 Celsius on ski's and runs. Give it a try.

What is the cut-off for "Duct Tape Legal"? I am terrified to go out there on the road without my duct tape.

Horse... what must you have entered into the search box to find this 2 year old thread?!

I didn't use search. IT WAS JUST THERE... Like a strange Denizen at the pool!

Easy. Cold Penis. What's weird about that?

Learn something new every day!

 I ran yesterday morning with tights, long sleeve shirt, thing gloves, and ear warmer.

What kind of thing gloves are you using?

Nordic skiers and those in the northern areas learn to bring extra socks/mittens to shove down your front of your bottoms to act as a barrier and to prove warmth. Experience helps in learning what to wear at the start and what to bring along.

Maybe can help? "It even has a special coin pouch." They didn't have that back in the old days...

I run in running shorts without any underwear and sometimes my junk will get tickled while running and that's annoying.

That's funny :)

This may help. I saw this when looking for some new ski gloves under the accessories department. Halvard may have heard of this since this seems to have been developed for skiers. Runners aren't the only ones with "cold one" issues.

http://www.newmoonski.com/...uct/polarjock/15-900

Asics makes a running boxer-brief that also comes in a version called the "wind-boxer". Both versions are great to run in.

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You do realize how old this is.......was this the Record10C original?

My long dead father in law was a keen cyclist back in the day. Back then, men rode bikes and they did it year round. They'd stop for snow but still ride when it was below freezing.

When I started riding as an adult he passed on just one piece of advice. In cold weather fold a face cloth in half diagonally and stick it down the front of your bike shorts like a loin cloth. I mentioned polar fleece and he agreed a suitably sized piece cut from an old polar fleece jersey or jacket would be even better.

I used that for years both running and riding when I lived in Canada. Works a treat. give it a try

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TriDork

"Happiness is a myth. All you can hope for is to get laid once in a while, drunk once in a while and to eat chocolate every day"

I used to live and train in Canada, year round. When I moved there as a young teenager I heard that Canadian men actually have 2 penises. (by the way, Trivial Pursuit, a Canadian game, has a question about this. What is a man with 2 penises called. while you would think that "Canadian" would be the answer, it's actually "biphalic"

Canadian men have a "summer penis", that looks much like you see in those movies on the internet.
They also have a "winter penis" that well, looks similar, but, well, smaller.

My problem is that I moved away from Canada in the winter, so was still wearing my winter penis. Rather annoyingly, the shipping company lost my summer penis during the move, so now I'm stuck wearing my winter one, year round. Not a good look at the pool in a budgie smuggler and may also go some way to explaining why my wife and I haven't had any more children since we moved here.

Not good eh?

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TriDork

"Happiness is a myth. All you can hope for is to get laid once in a while, drunk once in a while and to eat chocolate every day"

I just wrap it around my leg 2 or 3 times....

Ok now that that's out of the way. I wear running shorts over my tights and it seems to be fine. If it's real cold I have a pair of knickers I might throw on too.

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I still lapped everyone on the couch!

Perhaps you can try some thing mittens.

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