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Hmm lottery winner? Born wealthy? There's no better way to recover but whichever way feels like the best way on a given day. Rather than being forced to sit in an office all day. (Another engineer here.)
I guess I interpreted this question differently, as I automatically thought of hand job or BJ. That would certainly aid in the recovery department. Apologies for inappropriateness.