OK ever notice that:
Ad: Wet-suit ads have swimmers exiting the water like a beast that have just risen from the ocean, Godzilla-style
Reality: You are coming out of the water after a trash-fest, rattled. Legs hardly working, stumbling, vision all wonky, then attempting to jog a bit to find your bike.
Ad: On the bike, gripping bars like Hercules, blasting through thunder, lightning & rain up and out of saddle rippling muscles, churning massive watts.
Reality: Watching that bit of margin you made in the swim, evaporate. As your gut churns and you try to choke a gel, see the road ahead and stay rubber side down. "I'm cramping up. Hang on, hang on. spin, spin."
Ad; Run: Big smile, no sweat, like running on a cloud or cushion of air, spring spring ..look in these shoes I'm a gazelle that can run forever and ever.
Reality: Oh yeah. Those legs off the bike are what defines the sport. I ain't smilin' and I don't see anyone else either. Oh in these shoes I might just make it to the first aid station. My wife and daughter are waiting at finish and I must not embarrass the family. clench clench.
Now speaking of advertising, Frodo is big ticket ad machine (via facebook). Mercedes, cool watches, expresso machines. Those are big $ contracts I'm sure.
Training Tweets: https://twitter.com/Jagersport_com
FM Sports: http://fluidmotionsports.com
Ad: Wet-suit ads have swimmers exiting the water like a beast that have just risen from the ocean, Godzilla-style
Reality: You are coming out of the water after a trash-fest, rattled. Legs hardly working, stumbling, vision all wonky, then attempting to jog a bit to find your bike.
Ad: On the bike, gripping bars like Hercules, blasting through thunder, lightning & rain up and out of saddle rippling muscles, churning massive watts.
Reality: Watching that bit of margin you made in the swim, evaporate. As your gut churns and you try to choke a gel, see the road ahead and stay rubber side down. "I'm cramping up. Hang on, hang on. spin, spin."
Ad; Run: Big smile, no sweat, like running on a cloud or cushion of air, spring spring ..look in these shoes I'm a gazelle that can run forever and ever.
Reality: Oh yeah. Those legs off the bike are what defines the sport. I ain't smilin' and I don't see anyone else either. Oh in these shoes I might just make it to the first aid station. My wife and daughter are waiting at finish and I must not embarrass the family. clench clench.
Now speaking of advertising, Frodo is big ticket ad machine (via facebook). Mercedes, cool watches, expresso machines. Those are big $ contracts I'm sure.
Training Tweets: https://twitter.com/Jagersport_com
FM Sports: http://fluidmotionsports.com