This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it

Oct 18, 17 12:07

Post #1 of 58 (8350 views)

Guys - most attractive female triathlete
(then just for fun dude as well)

Ladies - most attractive male triathlete
(then just for fun - lady as well)

I'm a guy so I'm going to say Lucy Charles followed by a close 2nd with Ryf.
(and just for shi*s and gigs - Frodo)

Everyone wants to add pics so I found my personal favorite because - lets be real - we need to bring back this type of style and get rid of those trucker hats (as a 29 year old who wears trucker hats)

Last edited by: ou8acracker2: Oct 20, 17 5:45

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 12:09

Post #2 of 58 (8333 views)

No doubt Holly Lawrence

And Jan because my wife says he looks like me.

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [Sean H] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 12:11

Post #3 of 58 (8319 views)

Sean H wrote:

No doubt Holly Lawrence

And Jan because my wife says he looks like me.

Oh man I forgot about her! She is tied 2nd with Ryf.
As long as your wife doesn't say you run like Sanders haha

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 12:16

Post #4 of 58 (8278 views)

If I could run as fast as Sanders I wouldn't give two shits if it looked like I had been stabbed in the leg!

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [Sean H] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 12:22

Post #5 of 58 (8244 views)

Sean H wrote:

If I could run as fast as Sanders I wouldn't give two shits if it looked like I had been stabbed in the leg!

If I could run as fast as Lange - I wouldnt care if I was a goofy German who ate crotch bananas.

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 13:19

Post #6 of 58 (8053 views)

I'm not gay ( Not that anything is wrong with that) but I would definitely F*** Frodo.

Weight what was the topic again 😐

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 13:27

Post #7 of 58 (8021 views)

Craig Alexander. I'm a dude and I think like every female triathlete I know has a crush on him.

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 13:33

Post #8 of 58 (7967 views)

Female-Ashley Gentle
Male-Crowie. I'm not gay, but if I were, he'd be on my list.

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 13:41

Post #9 of 58 (7904 views)

Guys? Craig Alexander.

Women? Right now? Holly Lawrence. Ever? Three way tie between Fernanda Keller, Jessi Stensland, and Lokelani McMichael.

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [Dilbert] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 13:47

Post #10 of 58 (7867 views)

hahahaha all the guy responses for the dudes are classic.

"Im not gay but $20 is $20" haha

Some of these old schoolers I have never even heard of. I got lots of googling to do. I wonder if Macca will get pissed if he isnt listed...

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 13:51

Post #11 of 58 (7840 views)

Patrick Lange but only if if he brings his banana.

Otherwise I'm going with Lucy Charles.

Don't drown. Don't crash. Don't walk.

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [rotosound] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 13:53

Post #12 of 58 (7824 views)

Lange? Im not gay (lets just all agree there is nothing wrong with that shall we so we dont have to type it) but Lange? Bro, raise your standards here....Id take Sanders over Lange because lets be real, he knows how to party.

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Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 14:09

Post #13 of 58 (7744 views)

This thread is crap without inclusion of your favourite picture ... :-)

WD :-)

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [WD Pro] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 14:34

Post #14 of 58 (7611 views)

Now we're talking. We need some banana photos

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [Fishbum] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 14:44

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Photos don't do her justice.

Holly Lawrence is the most beautiful woman to have ever walked the earth.

Not only is she unbelievable beautiful but she has near super natural physical abilities.

I was once stuck with Holly Lawrence in a room with 10 other people for about an hour. (Drug testing)
Holly sounded and acted like a normal person.
But that could be just an act.

Holly might really be a Goddess and she is just pretending to be human. (And not always doing a very good job).

Last edited by: Velocibuddha: Oct 18, 17 14:50

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [Velocibuddha] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 14:49

Post #16 of 58 (7531 views)

Holly Lawrence is a Goddess.

Holly conceals her divine beauty and supernatural physical ability.
Holly speaks and acts like a mortal.
Holly uses her powers to alter photos.
Holly sometimes fakes a bad race.

But I am not fooled.

Holly is a Goddess.

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 15:42

Post #17 of 58 (7345 views)

Ryf - she always makes me feel all warm and fuzzy

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [Velocibuddha] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 17:19

Post #18 of 58 (7150 views)

Velocibuddha wrote:

Holly Lawrence is the most beautiful woman to have ever walked the earth.

.

That's where my vote goes then a close second for Ashleigh Gentle.
I really like Lawrence's pink Tri suit, looked great on her

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Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [Velocibuddha] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 17:58

Post #19 of 58 (7013 views)

Lucy Charles.

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 18, 17 18:13

Post #20 of 58 (6946 views)

God, I was actually not going to do this. . . but pretty much Australia's entire team

Especially McShane :-x

For the fellas, I mean Sanders has it

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Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 19, 17 7:26

Post #21 of 58 (5806 views)

No doubt Holly Lawrence. And even though I'm a guy I think dirty thoughts about Jan

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Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 19, 17 8:00

Post #22 of 58 (5719 views)

Well, this thread is misogynist garbage with a splash of homophobia. Nice work guys...

Munq

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [Velocibuddha] [ In reply to ]

Oct 19, 17 8:00

Post #23 of 58 (5719 views)

This is why we can't have threads like this -- take what should be a fun topic and make it really weird and gross and obsessive.

Not that Holly isn't asking for this kind of attention with those instagram ass shake videos

Velocibuddha wrote:

Photos don't do her justice.

Holly Lawrence is the most beautiful woman to have ever walked the earth.

Not only is she unbelievable beautiful but she has near super natural physical abilities.

I was once stuck with Holly Lawrence in a room with 10 other people for about an hour. (Drug testing)
Holly sounded and acted like a normal person.
But that could be just an act.

Holly might really be a Goddess and she is just pretending to be human. (And not always doing a very good job).

Velocibuddha wrote:

Holly Lawrence is a Goddess.

Holly conceals her divine beauty and supernatural physical ability.
Holly speaks and acts like a mortal.
Holly uses her powers to alter photos.
Holly sometimes fakes a bad race.

But I am not fooled.

Holly is a Goddess.

Last edited by: kileyay: Oct 19, 17 8:16

Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [ou8acracker2] [ In reply to ]

Oct 19, 17 8:31

Post #24 of 58 (5652 views)

Sorry. Can't play until the boys start racing in speedos again. I really thought that was a banana and I was right. A speedo would have been a sure tell.

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Re: This will be most entertaining...and I'll probably get lit for it [SLOgoing] [ In reply to ]

Oct 19, 17 8:40

Post #25 of 58 (5614 views)

What do you mean—Faris Al-Sultan is certainly a contender.

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