Ran into the String Bikini "Yummy Mummy" in the pool a few weeks ago.
She dove into the lane next to mine as I was approaching with predictable results: the string bikini slipped down and the store bought boobs popped out. As this happened about 24 inches away from my face, I inhaled swallowing a gallon of water. This in turn made me jump upright spluttering, just as she was repairing the wardrobe malfunction, giving me a second look, which resulted in me shooting the gallon of water I ingested out through my nose. Judging by the big smile on her face she enjoyed my reaction.
Turns out her kids go to the same school as mine, so she's been very friendly since then...
She dove into the lane next to mine as I was approaching with predictable results: the string bikini slipped down and the store bought boobs popped out. As this happened about 24 inches away from my face, I inhaled swallowing a gallon of water. This in turn made me jump upright spluttering, just as she was repairing the wardrobe malfunction, giving me a second look, which resulted in me shooting the gallon of water I ingested out through my nose. Judging by the big smile on her face she enjoyed my reaction.
Turns out her kids go to the same school as mine, so she's been very friendly since then...