That was the one made by my group!! Haha! Glad it served its purpose! :-)

Awesome! HAHA! Apparently we were memorable. Glad you liked our sign! :-)

LOVE IT! I need to make sighs for a tri this weekend. A bunch of us are all racing together, to it will be fun. Here are just a few that we have narrowed it down to (many of which are repeats from others you may have seen):

Don't drown. Don't crash. Don't trip.
You’re a better running mate than Biden!!!
Worst. Parade. Ever!

You realize that you are running back to the start line, Right???"

If you die, we split your gear.
Run faster or I'll spank you!

I would love to have a picture of it. My girlfriend and i drew this on a huge cardboard and had it up in IMMT this year. The looks that we got were awesome....

Bike course in Louiseville

"Smile if you peed your pants" and there was a guy who pointed and said "ohh i caught you!"

At Lakefront Marathon in Milwaukee on Sunday:
At about mile 18 of the race a huge line taped across the road and a HUGE sign that read:
Paul Ryan finish line

Topical AND clever

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Rather than look back and say "why?", look forward and say "why not?!"

I was running on the bike trail this morning. There had been some charity run over the week-end. a lot of motivational saying were chalked on the trail. I was reading them sequentially like those old Burma-Shave signs. "No More, Hope, Strength (or) Compassion".

Near the end of this year's Culpeper (Va.) tri:

Somebody fartleked.

IMLOU was great for funny signs

Bike course: as you said, "smile if you pee'd your pants"
Run course with all the college girls: "Why do all the cute ones run away"

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bring this thread back to life, why not

my g/f always wears a shirt on race day that says "I don't do triathlons, I do a triathlete".

My 4 year old son holding a sign that said "My dad is faster than your dad."

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“What comes into our minds when we think about God is the most important thing about us.” -A.W. Tozer
"The best things in life make you sweaty." -Barbara W.
"I was never great at math, so I had to learn to run faster." -Robbie Sandlin
“Life is like a 10-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.” Charles Schultz

thanks! these are some of the funniest i've seen, and some good motivation for the final weeks of winter!

Augusta 70.3 last year....lady standing next to her children's stroller holding a sign "If you poop your pants, I have diapers". Made me laugh.

I saw that one, except it had a different euphemism for boobs.

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i have similar...my daddy is wheely fast. My lil boy with his grimacing race face

My favorite from last season. While directing the run course at Ironman 70.3 Augusta...

This is hilarious. My coworkers are looking at me funny now haha

This was CdA last year, right? That guy was hilarious. On the bike course he was holding a sign saying, "If you slow down, I take off some clothes".

Another great one from that race was "You're already a champion if you haven't pooped yourself". Made me laugh out loud.

May the course be with you

Good pics. Were these from the Rock 'N Roll Nation's Capital Marathon?

Seen every year at the Twin Cities Marathon, two women in nun habits holding a sign that says "Kick ass sinners".

I had seen or heard of most of these until this one. Just made me lose it. I will be finding a race to do this at.