feman wrote:
This one was on a t shirt "that's not sweat- that is your fat cells crying!" Really made me chuckle.
Thanks for all the great laughs! Love this thread.
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Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [feman]
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Really made me chuckle.
Thanks for all the great laughs! Love this thread.
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [caius]
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I just thought (found) of a few more.
Tequila Aid Station (Giving out shots of tequila)
We're Proud of you. Take a Dump in your pants if you have to.
or just
Don't Poop your pants!
Because 26.3 would just be CRAZY.
DLF > DNF >> DNS
Finishing is your only F$%@^ing Option.
I didn't wake up this early to watch you walk.
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Tequila Aid Station (Giving out shots of tequila)
We're Proud of you. Take a Dump in your pants if you have to.
or just
Don't Poop your pants!
Because 26.3 would just be CRAZY.
DLF > DNF >> DNS
Finishing is your only F$%@^ing Option.
I didn't wake up this early to watch you walk.
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Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [VanDrunken]
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Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [VanDrunken]
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"I hope you don't have to pee." Just saw this one at a race...
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [gluestick]
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+1 first time I saw that at Chicago Marathon, gave me a huge laugh!
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [SC_NICK]
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SC_NICK wrote:
mile 80 or so of the bike, " i bet you wish you were off that bike already..." mile 20 or so of the run " i bet you wish you had your bike back..."
saw that somewhere.. thought it was funny.
Those were at Redman last year.
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [VanDrunken]
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The pain is temporary.... The results on the internet are Forever!
The pain is temporary.... Quitting lasts Forever.
Shut up, legs.
3 signs placed a few yards apart like someone else suggested--
You can feel sore tomorrow...
Or you can feel sorry tomorrow...
You Choose!
The pain is temporary.... Quitting lasts Forever.
Shut up, legs.
3 signs placed a few yards apart like someone else suggested--
You can feel sore tomorrow...
Or you can feel sorry tomorrow...
You Choose!
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [VanDrunken]
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Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [mdiane630]
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Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [VanDrunken]
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"It's not sweat, it's liquid awesome."
"It's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying."
"Never trust a fart in an Ironman." -- saw that one at IM FL 2011.
"If it wasn't hard everyone would do it."
"There are no atheists at mile 20 of a marathon." (or, "There are no atheists on an Ironman run course.")
"Run like you stole something."
"Easy is on the couch."
"Go hard or go home."
"ER or PR."
"It's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying."
"Never trust a fart in an Ironman." -- saw that one at IM FL 2011.
"If it wasn't hard everyone would do it."
"There are no atheists at mile 20 of a marathon." (or, "There are no atheists on an Ironman run course.")
"Run like you stole something."
"Easy is on the couch."
"Go hard or go home."
"ER or PR."
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [VanDrunken]
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At IMFL in 2009.
"Theres no 'I' in Team' but there's a U in Suck. Pick it up."
Brought me in with a laugh.
"Theres no 'I' in Team' but there's a U in Suck. Pick it up."
Brought me in with a laugh.
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [VanDrunken]
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IronMoss T-shirt. @ St George ......Swim like Phelps, Bike like Lance, Run like Gump
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [ladnday]
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ladnday wrote:
"Never trust a fart in an Ironman." -- saw that one at IM FL 2011.
That is REALLY funny.
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Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [VanDrunken]
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my daughter made this for me, we didnt take the photo but happened to find it on day on buzzfeed.
who's smarter than you're? i'm!
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [gluestick]
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gluestick wrote:
"Worst Parade Ever"Saw this at Mardi Gras Rock n Roll Marathon in march. Made me laugh big time.
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Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [Elroy303]
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Elroy303 wrote:
That's awesome
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [Gman108]
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My girlfriend made me this sign: (and a couple more)
English: "Go sub 11h and you´ll get laid!"
I went sub 10h.
English: "Go sub 11h and you´ll get laid!"
I went sub 10h.
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [VanDrunken]
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Probably the most fun I have ever had at a race!
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Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [SeanHarwin]
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Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [SeanHarwin]
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I love that house in the background...but Sean, you ruined it for me!
Haha that sign is even funnier when you are racing...very motivational :)
Brent
DFRU - Detta Family Racing Unit...the kids like it and we all get out and after it...gotta keep the fam involved!
Haha that sign is even funnier when you are racing...very motivational :)
Brent
DFRU - Detta Family Racing Unit...the kids like it and we all get out and after it...gotta keep the fam involved!
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [VanDrunken]
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Seen at Ironman in NY - "It's an Ironman, if it was easy it'd be called your mom"
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [shooter_shooter]
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Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [VanDrunken]
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"At least you got 1st when you were a sperm"
My sign
Really it was the most important race of your life!!!
My sign
Really it was the most important race of your life!!!
Re: Post your Funny Race Signs here [shooter_shooter]
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Also seen at IMNY: "Debbie -- You smell like poop but you are still hot!"
During a marathon through a neighborhood a guy was out on his lawn...
"You are ruining your Sunday and mine."
"You are ruining your Sunday and mine."