klehner wrote:
Reading these swim threads. Sheesh. Mono-fins, pull buoys, ankle bands, core this, psoas that.
Just suck all the enjoyment out of the sport, why don't you?
As the self-appointed king of the non-fish, I can answer this with data.
I'm a triathlete who sucks in the water. My last sprint race, I exited the water in 117th and biked/ran myself up to 15th. The 14 people who beat me had an average swim time 1:45 faster than me over a quarter mile. 1:45. The closest I was to any of these 14 was 0:35. The fastest of these 14 beat me by just over 3:00. That "race" is over for me before I even take my goggles off.
Now, let's be clear. I'm not going to Kona and I'm really only an above average local racer. Still, I'm very competitive and take pride in training hard and racing hard.
At 45 and having only started swimming 5 years ago (and swimming just twice a week..at best), I recognize I can not expect to match the guys who have grooved their stroke since they were 5. But they don't have a "started swimming 5 years ago" category in tri. So, I'm left trying to desperately cram 40 years and tens-of-thousands of yards into a 60-hour a week job and a family. And I'm trying to do it with two weekly 2500ish sessions at the YMCA.
Now, I'm also a good athlete. Multisport varsity athlete in HS (sub-2 800M, 4:30 mile, pole vault, kicker, soccer) and played soccer competitively up until a few years ago. In any adult basketball, hockey, or softball league, I would be your first pick.
Don't get all hostile, that stuff is not meant to provide a resume that rivals Ashton Eaton. It's only meant to give insight into my mindset of "Why the hell can I do every other sport but, in the pool, I'm basically an 8&under age grouper?"
This week, I had a session where I swam 10x50. My fastest was 0:44. My slowest was 0:47. The 44 wasn't the first repeat and the 47 wasn't the last repeat. I have moments where something clicks and I go faster but most times I plod along relying on my cardio engine to bail out my awful technique/position.
Many have told me I have a good stroke and just need to swim more. To that point, see the above.
At 45, I recognize my truly competitive days have an end date.
Maybe now you see why if you told me to wear TV rabbit ears during my swim sessions and that would improve me, I'd do it in a second. Given that, I don't feel so strange swimming with a monofin.