You sounds like a PR genius. Thank you for your contact.

I wonder if we could get the rear of the helmet and say “if you can read this you are a drafting cheat -- Slowtwitch"

have you tried craiglist?

this is embarrassing.

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Perhaps she needs a new talent manager.

Edit - BTW, I see this is your first post. Nice! How can you manage tri talent when you don't even understand the tri space?

Poor Melissa... :(

Hey Phil,just a heads up here. It is looked down upon here, even in the rules somewhere that it is not cool to come on here for your 1st post and try and sell something. You really did not know it, but you have done your athlete a real disservice by your post above. Most of the negativity will of course be thrown on you, but it is a reflection towards her too.

Perhaps take it down and become familiar with the site first. It is after all the largest, most respected triathlon and endurance sports website out there. A great way to get some eyeballs and even market, eventually. Maybe talk to someone that has been here awhile and see what is what when it comes to soliciting a product here..

How much would it cost for her to wear a trucker hat that has a picture of my face on it?

I would definitely pitch in for that.

There is a company, NuMale, looking really hard to advertise in the triathlon world. Maybe give them a look?

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Hey monty, appreciate that and will delete

I am the owner of the one and only official Slowtwtich Trucker hat (as far as I know) awarded to me by Herbert front the caption this photo contest. If Mel will wear it in the race I will send it to you/her free of charge. As a bonus I will have a t-shirt made up that says "drafters suck" that she can wear in press conference and to awards ceremony. Just PM me an address and it's on the way.