PSA
I have some ideas about the basic greens fees for finishing at the pointy end of your AG, but none that I care to defend, debate, or deliberate. They are only ideas, and only what works for me.
The following are facts, not the alternative kind. These are things a person 100% does not have to do and can still win their AG, because my lame-ass just did it for the second time in 2 years. Hope it helps:
1. Take any supplements or recovery powder.*
2. Average more than 16 hours a week in the 16 weeks leading up to the race.
3. Be a doper.
4. Train much on a tt bike on the road as long as you can get a few hours a week in the bars on the trainer.
5. Train the Run very much, if any, above Z2 on fresh legs.
6. Be at your lightest weight ever.
7. Have a power meter on race day as long as you truly know your Z2 HR and know that steady pressure on the pedals is more efficient than surging.
8. Worry an iota about or even find out who is registered in your AG.
9. Practice race-day nutrition in training very often once you learn what works for you at different ambient temperatures.
10. Spend time or energy trying to be “sponsored” by anything.
11. Have superfreak genes.**
12. I would love to make #12 say “Spend time lurking in ST forums or thinking and daydreaming about recreational sports when you could be being WAY more productive.”, but sadly I cannot claim that yet.
*In the past I have dabbled with Spirulina, B-12 lozenges, Optygen, Fish Oil, Sport Legs, Amino Acids and First Endurance Multi-V. I read Cody Beals saying something the general worthlessness of supplements, and since he is smarter than I am and has likely thought about it way more than I have, and since I secretly suspected that it was the case all along, it was liberating to leave that junk alone. ***
**I come from a long line of drunks, horse-thieves and crazy people. There is not one athlete in the last 3 generations on either side.
*** Warning, the following is gross. Stop reading here unless you enjoy disgusting things, weirdo. I once talked to the guy who comes with the big vacuum and sucks dry the porta potty tanks. I first asked him how he deals with the smell and he said, “What smell?”. Then I asked if he ever saw anything weird in there because a friend who served in the Peace Corps told me some stories about Guatemalan out-houses that actually affected my worldview(for the worse). The vacuum guy told me that oftentimes undigested vitamins are stuck to the bottom of the porta potty tank.
I have some ideas about the basic greens fees for finishing at the pointy end of your AG, but none that I care to defend, debate, or deliberate. They are only ideas, and only what works for me.
The following are facts, not the alternative kind. These are things a person 100% does not have to do and can still win their AG, because my lame-ass just did it for the second time in 2 years. Hope it helps:
1. Take any supplements or recovery powder.*
2. Average more than 16 hours a week in the 16 weeks leading up to the race.
3. Be a doper.
4. Train much on a tt bike on the road as long as you can get a few hours a week in the bars on the trainer.
5. Train the Run very much, if any, above Z2 on fresh legs.
6. Be at your lightest weight ever.
7. Have a power meter on race day as long as you truly know your Z2 HR and know that steady pressure on the pedals is more efficient than surging.
8. Worry an iota about or even find out who is registered in your AG.
9. Practice race-day nutrition in training very often once you learn what works for you at different ambient temperatures.
10. Spend time or energy trying to be “sponsored” by anything.
11. Have superfreak genes.**
12. I would love to make #12 say “Spend time lurking in ST forums or thinking and daydreaming about recreational sports when you could be being WAY more productive.”, but sadly I cannot claim that yet.
*In the past I have dabbled with Spirulina, B-12 lozenges, Optygen, Fish Oil, Sport Legs, Amino Acids and First Endurance Multi-V. I read Cody Beals saying something the general worthlessness of supplements, and since he is smarter than I am and has likely thought about it way more than I have, and since I secretly suspected that it was the case all along, it was liberating to leave that junk alone. ***
**I come from a long line of drunks, horse-thieves and crazy people. There is not one athlete in the last 3 generations on either side.
*** Warning, the following is gross. Stop reading here unless you enjoy disgusting things, weirdo. I once talked to the guy who comes with the big vacuum and sucks dry the porta potty tanks. I first asked him how he deals with the smell and he said, “What smell?”. Then I asked if he ever saw anything weird in there because a friend who served in the Peace Corps told me some stories about Guatemalan out-houses that actually affected my worldview(for the worse). The vacuum guy told me that oftentimes undigested vitamins are stuck to the bottom of the porta potty tank.