Login required to started new threads

Login required to post replies

Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon
Quote | Reply
Hey everybody. I am a triathlete that has a lot of potential. I actually believe I am faster than most of you. My 5k time is amazing. My 20k tt is amazing...and I can swim 10 laps without touching the walls.

Here's the deal. I want to be first place. The only problem is that I can't afford the $70 entry fee. Could some of you help me with the entry fee so that I can show you what being a triathlete is all about?

Oh...and does somebody have a bike that I can borrow? Mine is a mountain bike.
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [lifejustice] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Put my .02 in ;0)

__________________________________________________
Official Polar Ambassador
http://www.google.com/...P7RiWyEVwpunlsc2JtQQ
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [lifejustice] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
You got it! Big cash a com'n
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [lifejustice] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Send me your bank account info and passwords and I'll wire the money to your account.

Mark
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [lifejustice] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Dumbass. You don't raise money for yourself. You raise money for your friend and don't tell them about it. Then, everyone will hate your friend and you'll be in the clear.






Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Tri-Banter wrote:
Dumbass. You don't raise money for yourself. You raise money for your friend and don't tell them about it. Then, everyone will hate your friend and you'll be in the clear.

As Charlie Scheen would say....Winning!
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [lifejustice] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Ask Obama, I'm sure he has a hand out for this type of need.
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [lifejustice] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply

Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [lifejustice] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
How 'bout I give you the $70, and you give me $70 for my local sprint. Then we can both say we are sponsored.

ECMGN Therapy Silicon Valley:
Depression, Neurocognitive problems, Dementias (Testing and Evaluation), Trauma and PTSD, Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI)
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [Titanflexr] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Read this letter from Dr. Okon. You should be all set.

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR CLEMENT OKON
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [lifejustice] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Sorry. Just bought $70 worth of kitchen cabinets.
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [lifejustice] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
I'm in as long as the prize pool goes 7 deep.
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [BonusTri] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
BonusTri wrote:
Ask Obama, I'm sure he has a hand out for this type of need.

No don't ask. It will result in a new law comprised of 4000 pages, billions in debt, higher taxes for everyone, yet in the end, all he will only get a couple hundred toward his triathlon. Then when it doesn't work, he'll blame Bush.

_________________________________
The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design.
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [TheGupster] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
You're my boy Blue!
Quote Reply
Re: Fund me to my local Sprint triathlon [lifejustice] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Man, I wish I hadn't spent $70 on gluten tolerant bracelets...

Good luck anyway.

Now back to my Trucker hat side bruisness model.




Only fools never change their minds and I'll never change my mind about that.
Quote Reply