Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks

Nov 28, 15 6:30

Post #1 of 49 (6481 views)

Ones that I get...

"Dude. My parents didn't even get a singe slice."
"You're going to vacuum that up, right?"
"That partial flush was yours too, right?"
"I'm sure if I was a disgusting, gluttonous slob I could finish 3 pies too."
"You were in the bathroom all day."
"Bruh."

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 6:39

Post #2 of 49 (6464 views)

"Oh, right. Swimmer."

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Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 6:40

Post #3 of 49 (6459 views)

"how do you stay so skinny?!"

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 6:53

Post #4 of 49 (6424 views)

"Enjoy your diabetes"

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 6:53

Post #5 of 49 (6424 views)

trail wrote:

Ones that I get...

"Dude. My parents didn't even get a singe slice."
"You're going to vacuum that up, right?"
"That partial flush was yours too, right?"
"I'm sure if I was a disgusting, gluttonous slob I could finish 3 pies too."
"You were in the bathroom all day."
"Bruh."

"Only three?"

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Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 7:01

Post #6 of 49 (6394 views)

"I hope you have enough TP."

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 7:10

Post #7 of 49 (6363 views)

"So you burnt 3000 calories this morning on your long bike ride and all you could eat was 2000 calories?"

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 8:10

Post #8 of 49 (6243 views)

"Michael Moore called, he wants his shovel back."

Find out what it is in life that you don't do well, then don't
do that thing.

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [pattersonpaul] [ In reply to ]

shivermetimbers

Nov 28, 15 8:12

Post #9 of 49 (6236 views)

"I would definitely smell her seat after a century ride"

Rappstar wrote:

That might be the post of the year right there.

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [shivermetimbers] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 8:15

Post #10 of 49 (6226 views)

Pizza or dessert pie??

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [Squidbilly] [ In reply to ]

shivermetimbers

Nov 28, 15 8:20

Post #11 of 49 (6216 views)

or hair?

"I would definitely smell her seat after a century ride"

Rappstar wrote:

That might be the post of the year right there.

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [shivermetimbers] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 9:02

Post #12 of 49 (6113 views)

shivermetimbers wrote:

or hair?

Nice...

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [shivermetimbers] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 11:27

Post #13 of 49 (5910 views)

That's hilarious!!! Forgot all about Lardass.

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Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 12:51

Post #14 of 49 (5809 views)

Wow nice backdoor brag narcissistic egotistical asshole

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 13:02

Post #15 of 49 (5779 views)

Pff...expect a medal now?

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 14:04

Post #16 of 49 (5679 views)

It's like a People's Elbow to the gut when those questions come up, and completely diminishes the monumental accomplishment. Especially when suburban housewives comment how easy that was.

Stay strong, bruh. Ignore the haters.

Last edited by: Carl Spackler: Nov 28, 15 14:09

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 14:38

Post #17 of 49 (5603 views)

trail wrote:

Ones that I get...

"Dude. My parents didn't even get a singe slice."
"You're going to vacuum that up, right?"
"That partial flush was yours too, right?"
"I'm sure if I was a disgusting, gluttonous slob I could finish 3 pies too."
"You were in the bathroom all day."
"Bruh."

I've got the "How many desserts have you had?!?" questions today (we are celebrating Thanksgiving today).

I feel your pain. But have no regrets.

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 16:11

Post #18 of 49 (5453 views)

Diameter please...

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [dado0583] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 16:22

Post #19 of 49 (5430 views)

Any tattoos yet???

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 16:56

Post #20 of 49 (5377 views)

trail wrote:

Ones that I get...

"Dude. My parents didn't even get a singe slice."
"You're going to vacuum that up, right?"
"That partial flush was yours too, right?"
"I'm sure if I was a disgusting, gluttonous slob I could finish 3 pies too."
"You were in the bathroom all day."
"Bruh."

I got this:

"what?! Is this another fad diet?"
"You are getting more husky every time I see you"
"you didn't touch the pumpkin cake, what are you saying, you don't like my cooking?"

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 17:06

Post #21 of 49 (5355 views)

What type?
Ala mode?

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [tigerchik] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 18:57

Post #22 of 49 (5210 views)

tigerchik wrote:

What type?
Ala mode?

Ask me anything about my Thanksgiving pie eating.

Apple, pumpkin, strawberry-rhubarb.

Classic 10" diameter for the poster above.

Normally I'm an a la mode guy. But this time I went with whipped cream on the pumpkin, and some sharp cheddar on the apple. No topping on the strawberry-rhubarb. Without ice cream you can get more pie down. It's a tradeoff.

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 19:06

Post #23 of 49 (5191 views)

Strawberry rhubarb is good... lemon meringue is way better, though.

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 19:09

Post #24 of 49 (5187 views)

You wore a napkin for it, when it was napkin optional, so it doesn't count

Last edited by: coreyasaur: Nov 28, 15 19:10

Re: Destroyed three whole pies... other people's condescending remarks [coreyasaur] [ In reply to ]

Nov 28, 15 20:37

Post #25 of 49 (5101 views)

coreyasaur wrote:

You wore a napkin for it, when it was napkin optional, so it doesn't count

It took me just a second but then i was LMFAO!!! That was an absolutely hilarious analogy, just perfect!!! Chappeau, Monsieur!!!

In all seriousness though, i think trail's completion of the tripiathlon still counts, but his splits and total time should be listed in the napkin division, but not included with the "real racers" in the no napkin division, since wearing the napkin gave him a clear advantage:)

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