Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex

Feb 10, 12 12:38

Post #1 of 44 (6499 views)

In a recent survey carried out by Bicycling magazine, 50 per cent of men and 58 per cent of women said that, if they had to choose between bikes or sex... they'd choose the bikes.

http://gizmodo.com/...-prefer-bikes-to-sex

Ok be honest now... If you find yourself with this choice.

Informal Poll:
Gender: M, F
Preference: Bikes or Sex

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Don't hold back

Last edited by: jO4: Feb 10, 12 12:43

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 12:45

Post #2 of 44 (6414 views)

hahaha people are ridiculous
I can stay in bed all day/night long :)

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 12:51

Post #3 of 44 (6387 views)

My bike doesn't get mad if I ride other bikes.

Damn, that's a cold ass honkey.

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 12:54

Post #4 of 44 (6372 views)

Does the question include masturbation? That would make the choice a lot more difficult.

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 12:59

Post #5 of 44 (6302 views)

Safe to say that at least 50% of men and 58% of women are doing it wrong ;-)

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:01

Post #6 of 44 (6290 views)

are these the same 56% that said no to shaved legs on male cyclist? that would probably explain it :)

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:04

Post #7 of 44 (6276 views)

Seriously I would burn all my bikes and cars in a giant bonfire if it were a choice between that or no sex (but I would expect a lot of sex)

I could still run, right?

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:08

Post #8 of 44 (6259 views)

You can sell a bike a recoup some of your initial cost. With divorce its basically a balloon payment or installment payments to get out of your initial investment.

Brian Stover USAT LII
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Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:09

Post #9 of 44 (6251 views)

I must be a swimmer or a runner then...

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:22

Post #10 of 44 (6181 views)

Bike rides last longer, and I can still take a nap afterwards.

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [KnightsofNever] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:29

Post #11 of 44 (6155 views)

KnightsofNever wrote:

hahaha people are ridiculous
I can stay in bed all day/night long :)

The day I can't get it up is the day I do a gainer into the Grand Canyon. I guess it all depends on your current situation. If you are not really into your s/o the bike could certainly be more alluring. I'm glad my girlfriend makes me want to not ride the bike on Saturday mornings:)

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [tigerpaws] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:31

Post #12 of 44 (6142 views)

tigerpaws wrote:

The day I can't get it up is the day I do a gainer into the Grand Canyon.

hahahahahaha, priceless!

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [dubyakay] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:33

Post #13 of 44 (6123 views)

dubyakay wrote:

My bike doesn't get mad if I ride other bikes.

kudos!!

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [KnightsofNever] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:33

Post #14 of 44 (6118 views)

I wonder if Bryan Sieber has a comment for this thread...

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Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:34

Post #15 of 44 (6113 views)

I would rate them pretty equally...lots of parralels to be honest...I can stay in Z1 for hours, but come Z4 and Z5, we are talking 5 minutes reps and then it gets pretty hard to hold on...

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Author, Peak Performance
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Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:35

Post #16 of 44 (6111 views)

That pole is biased.

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [KnightsofNever] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:36

Post #17 of 44 (6103 views)

KnightsofNever wrote:

tigerpaws wrote:

The day I can't get it up is the day I do a gainer into the Grand Canyon.

hahahahahaha, priceless!

I should really have an Adamo tattoo on my meat wrench in honor of ISM's design. It has ensured many more happy days at The Stabbin Cabbin.

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [Sideways] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 13:45

Post #18 of 44 (6045 views)

Sideways wrote:

I wonder if Bryan Sieber has a comment for this thread...

excuse my ignorance.. Who is Sieber?

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 14:09

Post #19 of 44 (5972 views)

I can buy a new bike as often as I want (within some sort of reason) and keep the old one, wives don't like it when you attempt to have multiples of them.

BC Don
Pain is temporary, not giving it your all lasts all Winter.

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [KnightsofNever] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 15:02

Post #20 of 44 (5856 views)

That was funny after I looked up "gainer" in the urban dictionary

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [desert dude] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 15:23

Post #21 of 44 (5813 views)

desert dude wrote:

You can sell a bike a recoup some of your initial cost. With divorce its basically a balloon payment or installment payments to get out of your initial investment.

You are one cynical guy. Oh, and you're right, too.

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 15:37

Post #22 of 44 (5785 views)

What's the point in having a bike if you can't have sex with it?

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 15:40

Post #23 of 44 (5774 views)

Preference aside, sex never made my junk go numb.
Chafed it, but never numb!

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"Sometimes it's just easier to do it the hard way."

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 15:41

Post #24 of 44 (5770 views)

This thread reminds me... anyone ever try Astroglide for a chain lube?

Re: Cyclists Prefer Bikes to Sex [jO4] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 12 16:50

Post #25 of 44 (5650 views)

I can ride all day and people clap when I finish first.

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