monty wrote:
Lying about a race you didn't do, or telling a time that is much much faster than you did are at the top of the list, you go to hell.
Cutting a course is a close second and you still go to hell. There are three categories in this arena, those who premeditate their cutting and plan a strategy for it, those who for lack of a better term commit a crime of passion, just happen to see an opportunity present itself during the race and they choose the devils advice, and those that mistakingly cut a course, but then don't turn themselves in. Entire group goes to hell..
Next up is doping, and there are too many variables to even begin to break it down. SO I will just say there is institutional doping, individual doping, and inadvertent doping. In most cases you don't go to hell on these, but the devil does make allowances for grievous dopers.
Drafting, crossing dismount lines, or breaking any other infractions are the least damaging, but even here the devil gets a few to hell. Kevin Moats who used a mirror most his entire career so that he could sit smack dab on someones wheel in the bike and get away with it, and have not a single ounce of remorse, he gets the redline straight down. He of course also is tagged onto the doping train there, so he was going no matter what. Other than that it all breaks down to sitting on a wheel vs crowding the zone a bike length or two. One is way worse than the other, lots of folks out there trying to actively form pace lines in races. I have seen it first hand and it is ugly. Others are pretending to be judicious, but from time to time they get in the zone and don't make the pass, they go to purgatory. Wheel suckers go straight to hell, especially the premeditated ones. Wheelsucking of passion gets a slap on the wrist as does dismount lines, bar end plugs, and other minor infractions..
Monty, I agree with much of what you say, but I disagree on some points (hey, it's a discussion forum right?)
To me, it's actually a bit simpler that you spell out
If you pre-meditate a cheat, I see that as all the same. Each way of premeditated cheating leads to hell in my book. Drug cheats are worst, they go to the very pit of hell. They are cheating and going to extreme lengths to hide the cheat.
Lying about races or results is equal part bad and sad in my view. Hell is the destination, but not with the dopers, but they can chat over the fence.
Inadvertent cheat, there's all different types of opportunities that present themselves to a weak moral racer, but they are headed to the first level of hell.
The accidental cheat, (honestly) taking a bad supplement (not a contador type accident) I think is a stupid person not a bad person. An acquaintance of mine got pinged for poppy seed bread the morning of the race that he won. He got a 6 month suspension and I think that's fair and so did he. I suspect the ribbing from friends was worse than the 6 months off racing. He has learned his lesson and he's headed to one of the less good parts of heaven, by passing hell.
I have cheated once in a race. I was using sustagen with milk as race fuel. It doesn't keep unrefrigerated overnight, so I had my wife hand it to me as I left T2. I'm going to hell anyway, and this won't send me to a worse level so I'm not too worried. For the next race, I changed race nutrition so I didn't have to cheat again.
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