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Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [veganerd] [ In reply to ]
 
Do you think drinking ASEA water works better with a Greenfield bracelet?
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [Francois] [ In reply to ]
 
Francois wrote:
Do you think drinking ASEA water works better with a Greenfield bracelet?

If you wear the bracelet and drink the water, you also have to take 15 supplements a day (not too many though), else the magical, magnetic powers of the talisman won't work efficiently thus negating the effectiveness of the system.






Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]
 
Talisman. Nice choice of word! ;-)
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [Francois] [ In reply to ]
 
I have no interest in ASEA, Francois. I will start a new thread on Protandim where I invite everyone to come and scrutinize the studies in Pubmed. Hope to see you guys there
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [coblanchard] [ In reply to ]
 
coblanchard wrote:
I will start a new thread then to start fresh from the negative connotations of this one. If you are a fan of Science and honesty like you have previously mentioned, you cannot deem it nonsense until you do your own due diligence

Bring it. If you think this shit works then its you who has failed to do due diligence.

who's smarter than you're? i'm!
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [veganerd] [ In reply to ]
 
He has nothing to bring...why resurrect this thread first? why not post about the 15 papers that show up on protandim, without one single large randomized controlled trial?
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [Francois] [ In reply to ]
 
I know but I'm feeling firey today! I went ahead and started the thread with a few articles from SBM blog. :)

who's smarter than you're? i'm!
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [coblanchard] [ In reply to ]
 
coblanchard wrote:
I will start a new thread then to start fresh from the negative connotations of this one. If you are a fan of Science and honesty like you have previously mentioned, you cannot deem it nonsense until you do your own due diligence

Don't Do Science Until You Master Capitalization. Otherwise, People Won't Take You Seriously.

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Zen and the Art of Triathlon. Strava Workout Log
Interviews with Chris McCormack, Helle Frederikson, Angela Naeth, and many more.
http://www.zentriathlon.com
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [texafornia] [ In reply to ]
 
texafornia wrote:
coblanchard wrote:
I will start a new thread then to start fresh from the negative connotations of this one. If you are a fan of Science and honesty like you have previously mentioned, you cannot deem it nonsense until you do your own due diligence

Don't Do Science Until You Master Capitalization. Otherwise, People Won't Take You Seriously.

Aaawwww dammit! I rarely use capitalization....can't I science?

who's smarter than you're? i'm!
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [veganerd] [ In reply to ]
 
veganerd wrote:
texafornia wrote:
coblanchard wrote:
I will start a new thread then to start fresh from the negative connotations of this one. If you are a fan of Science and honesty like you have previously mentioned, you cannot deem it nonsense until you do your own due diligence


Don't Do Science Until You Master Capitalization. Otherwise, People Won't Take You Seriously.


Aaawwww dammit! I rarely use capitalization....can't I science?

sure! i Scienced pretty hard Yesterday, so i'm Too tired to stop You now.

----------------------------------------------------------
Zen and the Art of Triathlon. Strava Workout Log
Interviews with Chris McCormack, Helle Frederikson, Angela Naeth, and many more.
http://www.zentriathlon.com
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [texafornia] [ In reply to ]
 
noted, thanks









 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [Dopers.Suck] [ In reply to ]
 
Dopers.Suck wrote:
... This really made me think, I might try the 2 bottles and see for myself, it can't hurt anything:)

Imagine I am an entrepreneur.
Imagine that I sit awake one night and wonder what human flaw I could exploit to make a bit of money.
Imagine I think, "Hey, there are lots of people who say " I might try <anything> and see for myself, it can't hurt anything"."
Imagine I cleverly invent a harmless yet ineffective product to exploit this irrational behavior that people have.
Imagine that I find lots of people to give me a little bit of money. Harmless.
Imagine that all that harmless money adds up to lots of money.
Imagine I get very wealthy for doing nothing.
It can't hurt anything.

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My Blog
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [coblanchard] [ In reply to ]
 
coblanchard wrote:
Is that a good "holy fucking hell" or a bad one? Lol

Good for you, at least, since you are a scum troll trying to market some bullshit product with "internet buzz" marketing strategies. Crawl back under the rock you came from.
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [coblanchard] [ In reply to ]
 
coblanchard wrote:
.... and is being continuously studied by many universities who specialize in their own diseases.



This really made my evening.....

Yeah, most of these privately funded shady university studies are affected by diseased specialists in the field....

Couldn't agree more.

ASEA is the real di..eal.
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [windschatten] [ In reply to ]
 
Ahh the immortal ASEA water thread. It will never die, just like anyone who drinks this magical nectar. My FTP went up 20 watts just typing "ASEA" (make that 2 X 20 now)
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [sub-3-dad] [ In reply to ]
 
And Imagine if an MLM had a Return Policy. Like you try the product for a month and if you dont feel any change in your body then the company will refund your purchase minus shipping.

CRAZY RIGHT!!!

Yes I am a new blogger for this site, Yes I just signed up as an Associate for Asea. Yes I am a skeptic when it comes to miracle drugs and MLM's.

The thing that convinced me the most to endorse this product and its supporters was that Asea does have a Return Policy!!!

ASEA Return Policies
PRODUCT GUARANTEES, RETURNS AND INVENTORY REPURCHASE
Product Guarantee
ASEA offers a 100% 30- day money-back satisfaction guarantee (less shipping charges) to all Preferred Customers, retail customers, and Associates.

Product Returns
Returns by Retail Customers:
ASEA offers, a 100% 30-day money-back guarantee to all retail customers. Every Associate is bound to honor the retail customer guarantee. If, for any reason, a retail customer is dissatisfied with any ASEA product, the retail customer may return the unused portion of the product to ASEA or the Associate from whom it was purchased, within 30 days, for a replacement, exchange or a full refund of the purchase price (less shipping costs). If the retail order was placed directly with ASEA, ASEA will issue the refund directly to the retail customer. If the retail order was placed with an ASEA Associate, the Associate must issue the refund directly to the retail customer. ASEA will not issue refunds to retail customers who placed orders with ASEA associates.

The following provision sets forth the minimum refund permitted by law to a retail customer:


A retail customer who makes a purchase of $25.00 or more has three business days (72 hours) after the sale or execution of a contract to cancel the order and receive a full refund consistent with the cancellation notice on the order form. When an Associate makes a sale or takes an order from a retail customer who cancels or requests a refund within the 72 hour period, the Associate must promptly refund the customer's money as long as the products are returned to the Associate in substantially as good condition as when received. Additionally, Associates must orally inform customers of their right to rescind a purchase or an order within 72 hours, and ensure that the date of the order or purchase is entered on the order form. All retail customers must be provided with two copies of an official ASEA sales receipt at the time of the sale. The back of the receipt provides the customer with written notice of his or her rights to cancel the sales agreement.

Returns by Preferred Customers and Associates (Products Purchased for Personal Use)
If a Preferred Customer or an Associate is unsatisfied with any ASEA product purchased for personal use, the Preferred Customer or Associate may return the product directly to the Company within 30 days for a 100% refund (less shipping). NOTE that for Associates this guarantee is limited to $240. If an Associate wishes to return merchandise exceeding $240 in any 12 month period, the return will be deemed an inventory repurchase and the Company shall repurchase the inventory pursuant to the terms of Section 7.3, and the Associate’s Agreement shall be canceled.

Return of Inventory and Sales Aids by Associates Upon Cancellation


Upon cancellation of an Associate’s Agreement, the Associate may return his or her Starter Kit and any products and sales aids held in his or her inventory for a refund. Associates may only return Starter Kits, products and sales aids that he or she personally purchased from ASEA (purchases from other Associates or third parties are not subject to refund) and which are in Resalable (see Definition of “Resalable” below) condition and which have been purchased within one year prior to the date of cancellation. Upon receipt of a Resalable Starter Kit and/or Resalable products and sales aids, the Associate will be reimbursed 90% of the net cost of the original purchase price(s). Shipping charges incurred by an Associate when the Starter Kit, products or sales aids were purchased will not be refunded. If the purchases were made through a credit card, the refund will be credited back to the same account. If an Associate was paid a commission based on a product(s) that he or she purchased, and such product(s) is subsequently returned for a refund, the commission that was paid based on that product purchase will be deducted from the amount of the refund.

Montana Residents


A Montana resident may cancel his or her Associate Agreement within 15 days from the date of enrollment, and may return his or her starter kit for a full refund within such time period.

Procedures for All Returns


The following procedures apply to all returns for refund, repurchase, or exchange:
a) All merchandise must be returned by the Associate or customer who purchased it directly from ASEA.
b) All products to be returned must have a Return Authorization Number which is obtained by calling the Associate Support Department. This Return Authorization Number must be written on each carton returned.
c) The return is accompanied by:
i) a completed and signed Consumer Return Form;
ii) a copy of the original dated retail sales receipt; and
iii) the unused portion of the product in its original container.
d) The Company accepts returns of full cases only. Individual bottles may not be returned for refund, repurchase, or exchange.
e) Proper shipping carton(s) and packing materials are to be used in packaging the product(s) being returned for replacement, and the best and most economical means of shipping is suggested. All returns must be shipped to ASEA shipping pre-paid. ASEA does not accept shipping-collect packages. The risk of loss in shipping for returned product shall be on the Associate. If returned product is not received by the Company’s Distribution Center, it is the responsibility of the Associate to trace the shipment.
f) If an Associate is returning merchandise to ASEA that was returned to him or her by a personal retail customer, the product must be received by ASEA within ten (10) days from the date on which the retail customer returned the merchandise to the Associate, and must be accompanied by the sales receipt the Associate gave to the customer at the time of the sale.
No refund, exchange, or replacement of product will be made if the conditions of these rules are not met.
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [Krytical] [ In reply to ]
 
It's still just expensive water. Nothing more.
 
Re: ASEA water? Anyone using this? Reviews? [Francois] [ In reply to ]
 
i know, it's been entertaining, but i can't do this anymore. thread locked.

Dan Empfield
aka Slowman
 

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