http://trstriathlon.com/new-ownership/

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Rob
https://timetrialweapons.com/

Custom bike storage.

I heard something about the UCI dropping all equipment requirements.

WTC adds a 2nd Kona race for those that don't qualify for the Championship.

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The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design.

From distance runner Kara Goucher's FB page...

https://www.facebook.com/...ref=ts&ref=br_tf

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Find out what it is in life that you don't do well, then don't
do that thing.

Silca LAUNCHES PERSONAL SUPPORT DRONE
http://silca.cc/

Pearl Izumi fat bike CO2 bandolier http://www.bikerumor.com/...-fat-bike-bandolier/

Specialized's bar-mounted selfie stick.

From last year; too good NOT to re-post

http://gearjunkie.com/...ano-vibram-bike-shoe

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

http://www.trekbikes.com/...1:+Media+Monument+US

I remember when they launched their $40 CO2 adapter last year on April 1st and I thought it was a joke because it came with customizable o-rings.

Not endurance but bike related:

http://www.pinkbike.com/...tain-bikes-2015.html

"However at NS we discovered that there is still much more potential and we have introduced our patent pending Drastically Opposed Negative Geometry (D.O.N.G.)."

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Pactimo brand ambassador, ask me about promo codes

Kind of crappy to link because they only emailed it out to everyone, but Wahoo's PLUGGR annoucement was pretty good this morning.

A copy and paste is here: http://the5krunner.com/...ahoo-fitness-pluggr/

So am I the only one who got the email about the new Wahoo Fitness Plugger?

Wahoo Fitness PLUGGR

The Wahoo Fitness PLUGGR is the first ever Bluetooth 4.0 enabled suppository motion sensor. It can measure and track your heart rate, motion, body temperature, and digestive regularity.

Features include:

• Health metrics sent directly to your smart phone via Bluetooth 4.0 technology.
• Measure digestive health by tracking the frequency, severity, and composition of bowel movements. No more dehydration or constipation!
• Vibration alerts and electrical stimulus for call, email, and text notification. Reduce the risk of your phone falling in the toilet on bathroom breaks!
• Special "race mode" featuring BCU (bowel control unit) for pre-race load lightening and race emergency control response.

Get the Wahoo PLUGGR today and enjoy full body tracking in a sleek, soft form!*



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Not a company, but as a spin instructor I'm rather proud of the April Fool's I pulled off this morning.

I managed to convince my 5 am spin class that for liability reasons, helmets are now required for spin class. I tacked up official looking notices and brought in a tub of all our old helmets and labeled them 'Loaner Helmets'.

They bought it hook line and sinker and got a huge kick out of it.

Hahaha remind me to never join your spin class. Seriously though, that gave me a good laugh. Thanks for sharing

I liked the Trek/Spartacus perfume ad, but the best I've seen so far is just an add emailed by bikewagon.com, touting the new 28.3 inch wheel size.

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Any run that doesn't include pooping in someone's front yard is a win.

This is what Zwift looks like today (and that is actually *the* Laurens Ten Dam riding in his team kit). April fools or new game mode? Hrm...

skratch labs had a good one too. how to bake cookies in a hotel!

https://www.youtube.com/...mp;mc_eid=e906e6e217

The Putin article on velonews.com was hilarious, especially the picture! Here's my addition...

Cervelo Announces Their Most Aero Tri Bike Ever

After years of wind tunnel testing, Cervelo has made the biggest breakthrough in their history when it comes to aerodynamics. Behold the new R1!!! The lower the rider can go the faster. Slap on some 650 front and rear discs, and you're ready to break the speed of sound. Models to start at a reasonable $2500 (helmet mirror not included). Of course, this means they have to rename their current "R" line of bikes to "C" for comfy. Rumor has it they are ditching their entire "P" line altogether due to it's aerodynamic inferiority. The tri community is overwhelmed and apparently Cervelo is sold out for 2 years. Good news doesn't come without bad news though. Aerobar manufacturers such as FSA, Profile Design, Zipp, and Hed anticipate have to revamp their entire product line and make up for sales losses by selling more 650 disc wheels. When asked about the UCI not allowing recumbents in TTs, Cervelo simply replied..."Who's the UCI?" Also, the racer organizers are scrambling to replace their current bike racks with traditional wheel stands to accommodate the new trend in tri bikes.



Sorry, didn't have time to write more...I'm a professional writer and could have really crafted a fake news story...:)

-Pete

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"Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps"
Blog = http://extrememomentum.com|Photos = http://wheelgoodphotos.com

I am not so sure that was actually an April Fools prank?

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