You should read my "silly boy/girl question" thread from earlier this winter. I'm about as clueless as they come :) Amen.

They didn't have to fund a big research study to figure this out! Just joking, it's actually quite an interesting article. Some women are clueless too. I've observed women who get a little attention and think a guy is interested in her and then everybody gets confused.

I typically walk around without a cue, so I am guilty as charged.

I sent this article to my friday after work happy hour buddies who are endlessly debating social/political issues. The "angry white men" of the group were offended and questioned why men are "always the bad guy". LOL, me thinks they protest too much. ...

We could have told you that. ;-)
Luv ya.

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maybe we should just have flashcards to show you guys, so you can get it loud and clear.

Here are some examples:
Hi, i'm smiling at you because i'm trying to be polite, and i feel sorry for you because you tripped on the staircase and everyone saw it. Do not mistake this gesture, I will never willingly have sex with you.

Or this one:
Hi, i'm flicking my hair not because it's in my face, rather it's because I'm flirting. You are so smoking hot i'm hoping to have your children. If we go on 3 dates I guarantee wild sex within that timeframe. Please, pick me!

This is my personal favorite:
If you were the last man on earth, maybe. Until then, please stay away from me, your rude jokes sicken me. Second thought, not even if you were the last man on earth, so stay away from me forever or I will spray pepper juice in your eyes.

I notice it says "young men" can't pick up on cues. Sorry to inform them but we don't get much better when we get older.

Women have to start to realize that we're not like their girlfriends and can't read you the same way.

My wife just doesn't get it. I tell her when she wants me to do something she should just ask. She then tells me that she shouldn't have to ask because I should be more observant and figure it out.

Gals, men are not mind readers.

"Hi, i'm smiling at you because i'm trying to be polite, and i feel sorry for you because you tripped on the staircase and everyone saw it. Do not mistake this gesture, I will never willingly have sex with you."
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So THAT is what that means...I get that all the time...thanks for clarifying ;)

Haim

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"Sometimes you need to think INSIDE the box!" -- ME
"Why squirrel hate me?"

"Sorry to inform them but we don't get much better when we get older. "
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I was thinking exactly the same thing as I read the article :(

Haim

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"Sometimes you need to think INSIDE the box!" -- ME
"Why squirrel hate me?"

Wow...all the things that I missed while not coming on ST... :P

That's why I generally start the conversation with "hey, want to make out?" or "don't even think about it". That way its all clear.

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

"That's why I generally start the conversation with "hey, want to make out?" or "don't even think about it". "
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Are you telling me there were TWO possibilities? ;)

Haim

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"Sometimes you need to think INSIDE the box!" -- ME
"Why squirrel hate me?"

In my world, you're either in column A or column B.

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

"In my world, you're either in column A or column B."
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Hmmmm...all of the womens I've met tell me there is ONLY a column B ;)

Haim

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"Sometimes you need to think INSIDE the box!" -- ME
"Why squirrel hate me?"

Ah, poor Haim. Buy a porche. That'll put you in somebody's column A.

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

"Buy a porche. That'll put you in somebody's column A."
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Got one...didn't help ;)

Haim

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"Sometimes you need to think INSIDE the box!" -- ME
"Why squirrel hate me?"

Drive it slower, in a different neighborhood. Maybe through the drive thru?

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

"We could have told you that. ;-)
Luv ya."

Awww, gee....thanks.

Though I was recently asked if that was a cue in my pocket, or was I glad to see her.........

<said in my best Groucho voice>

Though I was recently asked if that was a cue in my pocket, or was I glad to see her

Proof you were just happy to see me:

"I typically walk around without a cue, so I am guilty as charged."

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

And you want to be my latex salesperson?

I am Pensky material.

You just had to go with the latex reference didn't you? I think you may have out innuendoed me. This time.

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

"I think you may have out innuendoed me. This time."


<insert evil laugh here>

hahahaha I like your approach katy :) best to be completely direct.

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"What am I on? I'm on my bike busting my ass for six hours a day. What are YOU on?" - Lance Armstrong

For some reason, I can see Katy pointing and laughing at the poorly packaged guys in the pool/transition area/etc....

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