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Ummm I am really uncomfortable...
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I was with an older conservative couple. Emphasis on conservative. They were talking about Johnny Carson and the man confused the word Rimshot with Rim-job. He said it twice. His wife corrected him the second time.

"What did I say?"
"Rim-job"
(Wait for it)
"What's a rim-job?"

I try not to laugh or even move but he caught on... he asks me directly: what is a rim-job?

Ummm: "I am not sure but I am pretty sure it is, um, sexual in nature."

Silence... and I realize he knows exactly what a rim-job is and worse he wasn't buying my plead of ignorance...
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ajthomas wrote:
I was with an older conservative couple. Emphasis on conservative. They were talking about Johnny Carson and the man confused the word Rimshot with Rim-job. He said it twice. His wife corrected him the second time.

"What did I say?"
"Rim-job"
(Wait for it)
"What's a rim-job?"

I try not to laugh or even move but he caught on... he asks me directly: what is a rim-job?

Ummm: "I am not sure but I am pretty sure it is, um, sexual in nature."

Silence... and I realize he knows exactly what a rim-job is and worse he wasn't buying my plead of ignorance...

Next time hang out with older liberal couples. At least we know the true meaning of rim-job. Hell, we invented it. :-)
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Re: Ummm I am really uncomfortable... [ajthomas] [ In reply to ]
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Reminds me of the time we were at the church, un-boxing and assembling the artificial Christmas tree with a group of members. Everyone had a job to do. My wife announced she'd be the designated fluffer.

We reminder her, every year.

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Re: Ummm I am really uncomfortable... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
Lmao....that's my exact look to many of your remarks.

sometimes
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