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Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night...
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...while I was waiting on a street corner for my son and his friends to show up. We got separated after the movie and I walked up to the pizza joint, ordered them their pizzas and then went outside to wait for them.

Two dudes were talking about the spelling of the street and I chimed in to comment and after maybe 20 seconds of back and forth banter one of them asks me if I want to join them in their hotel room and “see where it goes”.

They were very stylishly dressed.

I told them I was busy and that’s when the kids showed up.

#metoo

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slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
Last edited by: Duffy: Nov 12, 17 9:45
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
...while I was waiting on a street corner for my son and his friends to show up. We got separated after the movie and I walked up to the pizza joint, ordered them their pizzas and then went outside to wait for them.

Two dudes were talking about the spelling of the street and I chimed in to comment and after maybe 20 seconds of back and forth banter one of them asks me if I want to join them in their hotel room and “see where it goes”.

They were very stylishly dressed.

I told them I was busy and that’s when the kids showed up.

#metoo

Last night, I told my wife how wonderful it was that she was on her knees in front of me while she was helping me put away the frozen vegetables.

She told me she was busy, and that's when our kids showed up (from the other room).

#metoo
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [EndlessH2O] [ In reply to ]
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Pro tip: warm those veggies in the microwave for a bit first.

But not too hot! Don’t want to burn the woman.

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
...while I was waiting on a street corner for my son and his friends to show up. We got separated after the movie and I walked up to the pizza joint, ordered them their pizzas and then went outside to wait for them.

Two dudes were talking about the spelling of the street and I chimed in to comment and after maybe 20 seconds of back and forth banter one of them asks me if I want to join them in their hotel room and “see where it goes”.

They were very stylishly dressed.

I told them I was busy and that’s when the kids showed up.

#metoo

Admit it though, you thought about it....

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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [CaptainCanada] [ In reply to ]
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I’m still thinking about it....

The pizza was ordered...

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
Last edited by: Duffy: Nov 12, 17 10:28
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Sounds to me like you exude some sort of "vibe" they picked up on. Too bad the timing wasn't right.
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Capri lycra denim jeggings have that effect on people.
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [zed707] [ In reply to ]
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zed707 wrote:
Sounds to me like you exude some sort of "vibe" they picked up on. Too bad the timing wasn't right.

Definitely I have a vibe.

Like I mentioned in a different thread I’ve had guys just walk up to me whip it out.

It’s not just guys though.

The cameltoe crew at Whole Foods is a frequent propositioning demographic as well.

If I wasn’t married I’d probably have a bunch of stds and bastard children.

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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windywave wrote:
Capri lycra denim jeggings have that effect on people.

I was actually wearing some pretty beat up old jeans and a T-shirt. Nothing special.

Those dudes, though, they were all tucked, trimmed and quaffed. Definitely out of towners.

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Did they need a pitcher or catcher or were you just going to be a ball boy?
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [Trieatalot] [ In reply to ]
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Trieatalot wrote:
Did they need a pitcher or catcher or were you just going to be a ball boy?

Never go to anything specific.

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Be honest. You already know where it goes.
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [Old Hickory] [ In reply to ]
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Old Hickory wrote:
Be honest. You already know where it goes.

Well I have no interest in fucking a guy in the ass.

I’ll let you consider the alternatives on your own.

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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They just wanted your pizza.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Two guys invited me to their hotel room last night... [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
They just wanted your pizza.

They didn’t get that either.

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Duffy wrote:
BLeP wrote:
They just wanted your pizza.


They didn’t get that either.

Meat Lovers?
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