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So a guy named War Machine... Update! Caught! Not by Dog...
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"The woman MMA fighter War Machine allegedly beat to a pulp says she was actually pummeled within an inch of her life."

http://www.tmz.com/...ken-bones-porn-star/

Then this War Machine dude goes missing...

http://globalgrind.com/...altercation-details/

Fear not! Dog The (super gay) Bounty Hunter is on the case...

http://www.tmz.com/...-mack-strangulation/

How did this go so wrong?

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slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
Last edited by: Duffy: Aug 15, 14 20:20
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Have been following this on some MMA forums.

Apparently he walked in on her having sex with another guy thinking he was out of town when they were still together (even though she claimed they weren't), beat the guy up a bit and threw him out, then (according to her) beat her up - but according to him, she grabbed a knife and attacked him. Certainly doesn't justify him beating her that badly but if he did walk in on that I can see why he might go a bit crazy, even if he was dumb enough to be dating a porn star.

Either way, he's in a lot of trouble if Dog is after him.
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [David B] [ In reply to ]
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She has sex with people (people who aren't him) for a living.

One would have to assume she may have been rehearsing her "lines" with a coworker.

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slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [David B] [ In reply to ]
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David B wrote:
Certainly doesn't justify him beating her that badly but if he did walk in on that I can see why he might go a bit crazy, even if he was dumb enough to be dating a porn star.

Either way, he's in a lot of trouble if Dog is after him.

My understanding is that not only is she a porn star, but one of the news blurbs said that he has also done about a dozen porn movies as well. Also, supposedly they have been broken up since May...Regardless, that is pretty messed up. Considering the guy has been in and out of jail for assault numerous times and his main gig is beating people to a pulp, none of this should be too surprising.
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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I never heard of her so this morning I did some "research"

Fuck that dude and good for her to speak out about it. Sucks when victims of abuse try and hide it.




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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [veganerd] [ In reply to ]
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veganerd wrote:
I never heard of her so this morning I did some "research"

She has an unattractive vagina, IMHO.

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slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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This saga is wrong on so many levels. I could never in a thousand years create something this fucked up. Well, yes I could, but only in my wildest most depraved dreams.


"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Her stock went up. And from my research, there are few boundaries she hasn't passed. She earned another year in the industry.


"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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He was on a season of The Ultimate Fighter. He was a fucking nutball.

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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
veganerd wrote:
I never heard of her so this morning I did some "research"

She has an unattractive vagina, IMHO.

And a terrible boob job.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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I wonder who's idea this was.


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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [gotsand] [ In reply to ]
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Really attractive couple.

Why are guys surprised when their porn star girlfriends have sex with other guys? Never mind, I can answer that - Stupidity.
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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This dude's Wikipedia page is awesome.

He was raised poor. Performed CPR unsuccessfully on his dad as he died. Got kicked out of the Citadel for poor behavior. Was on The Ultimate Fighter. Was in Hustler in a nude pictorial with the girlfriend. Has been arrested numerous times for assault. Got kicked out of the UFC for insisting that one of the fighters had committed suicide when medical examiners said he hadn't. Kicked out of Bellator for posting that he hoped someone killed the President. And he posted on Twitter (while in jail) that the oppression of men is worse than the treatment of Jews during the Holocaust and blacks during slavery.

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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [gotsand] [ In reply to ]
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His neck tattoo almost looks like "KKK."
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [rick_pcfl] [ In reply to ]
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I was more wondering who viewed her as "property". Maybe they both did. After all, I can't imagine one becomes a porn "star" due to an excess of self-esteem.

As a man with young daughters, the whole thing makes me sick.
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Rambler] [ In reply to ]
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I wonder if his email password is WarMachineRoX
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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This is just like Romeo and Juliet. There is no way you could ever have foreseen problems for these wonderful kids. I bet they just hang around the wrong people.

We are so fucked.
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [David B] [ In reply to ]
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David B wrote:
Have been following this on some MMA forums.

Apparently he walked in on her having sex with another guy thinking he was out of town when they were still together (even though she claimed they weren't), beat the guy up a bit and threw him out, then (according to her) beat her up - but according to him, she grabbed a knife and attacked him. Certainly doesn't justify him beating her that badly but if he did walk in on that I can see why he might go a bit crazy, even if he was dumb enough to be dating a porn star.

Either way, he's in a lot of trouble if Dog is after him.

I am not sure what exactly you are saying. What does "go a bit crazy" mean, and if it means beating a woman, I hope you mean that you can see why an idiot like him might do such a thing, rather than saying in some circumstances it is justified.
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [The Guardian] [ In reply to ]
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The Guardian wrote:
David B wrote:
Have been following this on some MMA forums.

Apparently he walked in on her having sex with another guy thinking he was out of town when they were still together (even though she claimed they weren't), beat the guy up a bit and threw him out, then (according to her) beat her up - but according to him, she grabbed a knife and attacked him. Certainly doesn't justify him beating her that badly but if he did walk in on that I can see why he might go a bit crazy, even if he was dumb enough to be dating a porn star.

Either way, he's in a lot of trouble if Dog is after him.


I am not sure what exactly you are saying. What does "go a bit crazy" mean, and if it means beating a woman, I hope you mean that you can see why an idiot like him might do such a thing, rather than saying in some circumstances it is justified.

Also, the bit about him walking in on her having sex with another dude is nothing more than he said/she said conjecture, which several people involved have said is false. Not to mention, they haven't even been together since May and she was in her own home. I certainly can't see why he might go crazy in that situation, it was none of his damn business, but then again I am not a drugged psychopath who has been arrested multiple times for assault, been kicked out of school, and been dropped by multiple employers for countless issues of misconduct.
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Rambler] [ In reply to ]
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Rambler wrote:
His neck tattoo almost looks like "KKK."

It looks absolutely nothing like "KKK". Not even a smidgeon. What?
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [stop2think] [ In reply to ]
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Her story has a bunch of holes in it, though. Says they were broken up in may but seen together two weeks ago and she posted photos/video of the two of them having sex less than a month ago.

Says she couldn't walk because of her injuries then says she ran out of house, jumped a fence, etc.

Also says he made her strip. Here's where it gets a little weird. She was pictured earlier in the evening with a male porn actor (who is supposedly the "friend") wearing sweats. She's then pictured at the hospital wearing the same sweats. So she was stripped, showered, beaten, ran out of house naked to a neighbor's house, then goes back home and puts on the exact same outfit?

Also, her friend gets beaten, leaves her alone with the assailant and doesn't call the police?

There's a lot here that we don't know.

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slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
There's a lot here that we don't know.

What we do know is that he beat a women within inches of her life. I don't know that anything else is even relevant.
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [stop2think] [ In reply to ]
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stop2think wrote:
Duffy wrote:
There's a lot here that we don't know.

What we do know is that he beat a women within inches of her life. I don't know that anything else is even relevant.

Actually, we only know that she SAYS he did (and I believe her) which makes everything else she says about the incident totally relevant.

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slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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That's not true. He recently took a timeout from running from the law to tweet about his innocence.

He still LOVES her. Awwww.
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [mattbk] [ In reply to ]
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The letter on right looks like a K to me, the one in the middle maybe. What do you think it says?
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