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Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)...
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Now, that's creepy!

Also what's the plan here? I mean, is he just going to spooge in his pants and then have spooge pants on all day?



It's only smellz.

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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Just saw that on FB and ummmm....yeah, that's a real head scratcher....
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
is he just going to spooge in his pants and then have spooge pants on all day?

security deposit, innit
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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kiki wrote:
Duffy wrote:
is he just going to spooge in his pants and then have spooge pants on all day?


security deposit, innit

Thanks for the lol's,,,,, well played.

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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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I'd imagine they saw his O face when he finished. That's just creepy.



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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Perseus] [ In reply to ]
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Y'know, I was just thinking I could go for a nice cold Schmitt's Gay right about now...
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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That looks like a kid. Shame on your for posting this. Bet this kid lost the tip of finger in a folding chair!
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Maybe he just wanted to make it all big for the cheerleaders.

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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Two thoughts.

1. Unbelievable, but the (soon to be ugly stepsister LA) Chargers cheerleaders are kinda hot.

2. Not surprising this happened at a Raiders game.
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Also what's the plan here?

Hello. Plan? Really? This is something that involves a plan?

You of all people.



I'm just feeling a bit left out as kiki's reference went over my head.
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Brian in MA] [ In reply to ]
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Brian in MA wrote:
I'd imagine they saw his O face when he finished. That's just creepy.


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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Geez, can't a guy scratch an itch without someone making it into something creepy?

We are so fucked.
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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He was just playing pocket ball. He was at a ball
game after all.
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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I saw him choking it but never saw him jacking off...

#fakenews
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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I believe it was Mike Birbiglia who was describing the difference between men's and women's views on sex, when he said (paraphrasing) "ladies, if you don't think there's a fundamental difference between men and women when it comes to sex: have you ever masturbated while driving a car?"

Testosterone is a helluva drug.

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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [sphere] [ In reply to ]
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sphere wrote:
I believe it was Mike Birbiglia who was describing the difference between men's and women's views on sex, when he said (paraphrasing) "ladies, if you don't think there's a fundamental difference between men and women when it comes to sex: have you ever masturbated while driving a car?"

Testosterone is a helluva drug.

I know a chick who has....and that's all I'm going to say about Mrs. Duffy.

It's only smellz.

- Rocco Siffredi
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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It doesn't count if you were in the car. That's routine dating shit, amirite?

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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Spooge Pants is a great name for a punk band.

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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [TiDriver] [ In reply to ]
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Build it and they will cum.

It's only smellz.

- Rocco Siffredi
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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On second thought, "Jizz Britches " is better.

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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [TiDriver] [ In reply to ]
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TiDriver wrote:
On second thought, "Jizz Britches " is better.
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Hah! It would be even better if it was comprised of people who previously served in the Navy. You know, seamen? I hope I didn't offend anyone, that might be a touchy or sticky subject with a few members.
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [rick_pcfl] [ In reply to ]
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I'm wondering if maybe he's a Russian hacker who hasn't quite grasped our language yet. Putin may have told him to "hack the election" and he may have misunderstood and thought he told him to "jack the erection".
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Fired. Amateur.
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Re: Security guard jacking off on field at SD Chargers game!! (Video of dude jacking off)... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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The end of the saga.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...inblnkushpmg00000009

A security guard caught masturbating near cheerleaders at a Chargers game in December pleaded guilty to a a lewd act in public, KGTV reported Wednesday.
The man received three years probation and counseling but will not have to register as a sex offender, KGTV said.

We are so fucked.
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