My sister -- who I just did a very, very big solid for -- announced she was treated the wife and I to "someplace nice to eat" and then stated Red Lobster. Me being filled with tact and diplomacy, the words "premium mediocre" immediately issued forth from my gaping maw. At which point my sister rolled her eyes and stomped off, muttering something about "know-it-all-a$$holes" under her breath. ;-)
So: Premium mediocre or not? Or is it less even than that? LOL!
(disclosure: After multiple decades in the naval service of our country, and spending more time IN the ocean than is healthy, I can't even stand the smell of seafood... or the sea, even. So how do I get out of this one? Hahahahaha!)