3 girls walk into a bar, and the 4th one ducks.
3 girls walk into a bar, and the 4th one says "Ouch".
If they're lagging behind, tell them the Little Tomato/ Ketchup joke
Blonde jokes are always a hit.
-What do you call a smart blonde? Golden Retriever
-How can you drown a blonde? Scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
-Blonde calls the fire department and frantically says, 'come quick, my house is on fire.' The dispatcher says, 'okay, calm down, how do we get there?' She replies, "Duh, the red thing..."
Also, the no armed/ no leg name jokes. Ex:
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in front of your door? Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and legs rolling through the forest? Russel
What do you call a woman with no arms and 1 leg against a wall? Ilene
What do you call an Asian woman, same situation as above? Irene
What do you call a man with no arms and legs while swimming?Bob
How do you get a 1-armed man out of a tree? Wave
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