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I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.
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Uh ... I don't know how to respond to any of that other than to say no
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Where's BLeP?
And seriously?
Are you a grunter like forgie?
Do you have a detroit 8-71 attached to your shitter?
You're fuckin weird even by fuckin weird triathlete standards.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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You are very, very, very alone. Unless you are an astronaut in training

zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.

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Kindness in another's troubles, courage in one's own
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You mean like this?


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Do you light it on fire and leave it outside your kids' room afterwards at least?

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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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Somehow I can use the toilet and everyone sleeps though it. Not sure what kind of cacophony you make that causes the whole house to wake up.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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There's more than one oddity in this story:
-Kids that can't sleep through a toilet flush
-Pooping in a bag
-Where are you pooping in a bag so that the MiL can watch this happen, regardless of the time?






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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [len] [ In reply to ]
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len wrote:
You are very, very, very alone. Unless you are an astronaut in training

zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.

...or climbing El Cap.

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I could see a situation where I might have to crap in a bag if I lived in a third world country.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.

God I hope nobody passes my cube right now. I'm laughing my ass off. You are making that up, if not, you are weirder than I am.


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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [TheForge] [ In reply to ]
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You laughing? Aren't you the one who shaved his ass?
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.

WTF? Just take your dump, close the lid, and come back to flush later when everyone's away (this assumes you have more than one toilet in your house). Maybe leave a sticky note on the lid warning people off that particular toilet.
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zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.

I'm scared to ask, but where do you put the bag when you're done and what do you use for toilet paper given that you were seen in the act by your MiL?

My guess is you leave it on the kitchen counter so as not to wake the kids with the garbage can closing.
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Where do you do this that your mom saw you?
What do you do with it afterward?
Doesn't it smell a lot?


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When I have to go late at night, I prefer to pop a squat on the hood of my neighbours car.
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Is that the one who parks on your lawn?

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Kindness in another's troubles, courage in one's own
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TheForge wrote:
zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.


God I hope nobody passes my cube right now. I'm laughing my ass off. You are making that up, if not, you are weirder than I am.

Yep, my guess is that the OP left a burning bag of poop on the doorstep of the LR and waited to see who would stomp on it.

#fakepost
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When crapping in the woods we used to have a scepter. Thy who holds the scepter controls the poo. Constructing a magnificent throne on which to crap on was a gift from.... Go poop in the woods. Make a throne and hold a scepter. Be among the enlightened.

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schroeder wrote:
Where do you do this that your mom saw you?
What do you do with it afterward?
Doesn't it smell a lot?


I do it outside in the back yard, but she came out for a cigarette.

It goes in the outside bin

Yes. My wife complained about the stench, so I double-bagged it - problem solved :)
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zedzded wrote:
schroeder wrote:
Where do you do this that your mom saw you?
What do you do with it afterward?
Doesn't it smell a lot?


I do it outside in the back yard, but she came out for a cigarette.

It goes in the outside bin

Yes. My wife complained about the stench, so I double-bagged it - problem solved :)

New plan: go to your local gym/gas station and take care of business there.

I feel like your family and neighborhood is going to come down with scurvy or dissentary or something. Hahaha
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