First of all, whoever decided to spell it "eSports" is an ass.
Second of all, there are 145 million spectators who watch someone else play video games? That's deeply pathetic. Pathetic squared.
On the upside, parents who worry that their kids don't do anything all day except play video games can take heart- they might be raising a future Olympic "athlete."
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."