Hurry, less than an hour to go:
* 'generals' = swig of beer
* 'stock market' = 'nother swig
* 'wall' = finish beer, open another
* 'flag' = buddy has to drink
* 'border' = spouse or dog must drink
* any reference of superlative + 'ever-seen' or 'like we've never seen' = shot
* 'little Rocket-man' = whole bottle of Jager
* 'crooked Hilary' = chug Nyquil
* 'generals' = swig of beer
* 'stock market' = 'nother swig
* 'wall' = finish beer, open another
* 'flag' = buddy has to drink
* 'border' = spouse or dog must drink
* any reference of superlative + 'ever-seen' or 'like we've never seen' = shot
* 'little Rocket-man' = whole bottle of Jager
* 'crooked Hilary' = chug Nyquil