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Re: The limerick thread [Vman455] [ In reply to ]
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I believe this is from a joke but I may tell it wrong, so apologies in advance:

There was a poetry/limerick contest and the last two remaining were a famous Harvard professor and some redneck. They had to come up with a limerick containing the word "Timbuktu". The Harvard guy went first......

"Across the desert on a journey we went.
We came upon a wonderful event.
It was grand
It contained solitude
The name of the town was Timbuktu"

The crowd applauded and said there's no way the redneck can beat that. So now the redneck came up to the microphone:

"Me and Tim a huntin' went
Came upon three ladies in a pop up tent
They were three
But we were two
So, I bucked one and TimBuckedTwo"

The redneck won
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Re: The limerick thread [MattyK] [ In reply to ]
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MattyK wrote:
There once was a man from Nantuckett.

I was sitting in a coffee shop in Hong Kong. Local dude walked in wearing a "I am the Man from Nantucket" shirt. Really have no idea if he knew what his shirt was about.
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