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HELP need Tipping advice...

Dec 24, 17 6:50

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Getting the tip plate out, starting to panic, am I leaving enough, to much don't want to look pushy or showy.

So how much do you tip?

We are leaving 3 cookies (one of three styles, so he can choose his favorite), and small glass of milk to wash it down. Should we leave white or chocolate? Would he rather have an adult drink?

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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blueraider_mike

Dec 24, 17 6:58

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Definitely leave an adult drink, just some bourbon to wet his whistle and give him some warmth.

Merry Christmas!

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racin_rusty

Dec 24, 17 7:16

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Easy on the booze, we don't need 1/2 the planet pissed off because St. Nick got an impaired!

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BLeP

Dec 24, 17 7:18

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Put your shoulder into the cows rib cage and push with all your might.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

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Tri-Banter

Dec 24, 17 7:37

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Try putting out really cheap beer. Like PBR or Coors light. Make sure it's warm. The big guy eats too many calories, is pre-loaded on dairy, and spends most of his time in the cold. The above gift will be a refreshing change.

Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/

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davec

Dec 24, 17 11:19

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Don’t forget to tip the reindeer. They do all the hard work.

A couple of carrots usually is enough.

We also tip the elf on the shelf with a cookie and a candy cane.

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j p o

Dec 24, 17 14:40

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So you are encouraging some guy who watches your kids from afar and keeps detailed notes to come into hour house in the middle of the night while you are all asleep?

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

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Andrew69

Dec 24, 17 16:19

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j p o wrote:

So you are encouraging some guy who watches your kids from afar and keeps detailed notes to come into hour house in the middle of the night while you are all asleep?

Sure why not?
He could bang my wife so long as he left me a cool present....

Edit: Pimpin' ain't easy

Last edited by: Andrew69: Dec 24, 17 16:19

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triguy101

Dec 24, 17 19:37

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DavHamm wrote:

You have cookies and milk in the house? Those sound like luxuries. No way you bought those yourself

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