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I'll be what I am
A solitary man

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

Wait. Putting salt on your cut balls stings? Good to know...

Now that you’ve put it like that...

It's only a scratch!!!

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/464798/woman-bites-open-boyfriend-balls-testicles-Martinne-Delavega-onslow-county-north-carolina

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Graham Wilson
USAT Level III Elite Coach
http://www.thewilsongroup.biz

Ask you wife to kiss your boo boo to make it feel better.

She’s usually happy to when I’m nicely trimmed but I don’t want her anywhere near it just now. Too tender...

Mach 3. The benchmark.

You must have used some crap razor, huh.

Guardless electric hair clippers. Poor choice.

Gosh, my mind is running slowly this morning. Here I was wondering why you use your downstairs bathroom for personal trimming...

My trimmer seems guardless. Now I know this concern is real.

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To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

I thought he meant trimming the xmas tree/holiday decor.

Who says he wasn't? Metaphorically speaking, anyway

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

LOL.

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War is god

Pics, or it didn't happen.







Oh wait, nevermind!

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Chris
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“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson,

So, a new meaning to "getting a little trim"

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RayGovett
Hughson CA
Be Prepared-- Strike Swiftly -- Who Dares Wins- Without warning-"it will be hard. I can do it"

Normally, one of us would tell you to post pic's or it didn't happen, I think we'll take a pass on that this time.

That was the most nerve wrecking part of my vasectomy. I could trust the doc to do the right ting but not myself.

torrey wrote:

That was the most nerve wrecking part of my vasectomy. I could trust the doc to do the right ting but not myself.

on a Nassau Bahamas public health clinic

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RayGovett
Hughson CA
Be Prepared-- Strike Swiftly -- Who Dares Wins- Without warning-"it will be hard. I can do it"

Have you tried Veet hair removal cream?

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Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/

Haha- that Veet review is brilliant!

@Smil’n Hawaiian,
Pics aren’t really for public consumption- too gruesome- so have PM’d you.








Just kidding.

Man up and use a straight razor. Or, let the barber do it.

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“Read the transcript.”

Should have gone for the crack, sack and back wax my friend.
Then you will know real pain!

Edit: Crack and back wax were fine. No big deal . Same as being slapped with an elastic band. But the sack wax....OMG, when layers of skin are pulled right off your sack, the pain is ridiculous and its the gift that keeps on giving as everytime you move the pain continues unabated.
Will never was my sack again. You have been warned!

You might try lasering your sack instead. Cleaning up my hoohaw to help minimize saddle sores was not too bad until the laser hit the pubic bone. With enough cold air and lidocaine, it was tolerable.

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DFL > DNF > DNS

That may be a great solution for the perineum. If I go too short there saddle sores get worse- a permanent solution would save a lot of grief. Don’t think I want a laser on the wrinkly bits though...