Something tells me this is going to end badly.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

For the moose, probably. Local police shot and killed harmless bear in the summer. Why? Because the Ministry of Natural Resources wouldn't come deal with it.

City Police have no way of transporting wild animals away from the city.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

The RCMP will look after it...

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Swimming Workout of the Day:

Favourite Swim Sets:

2020 National Masters Champion - M50-54 - 50m Butterfly

Crazy videos of it here.

http://toronto.ctvnews.ca/...in-markham-1.3692315

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

They are one strange looking animal. Sort of like a brown marshmallow on stilts.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

Ever see that Mythbusters episode about what moose can do to a car?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2m7k1x

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

No but I almost hit one once and I know what would have happened. It's like you take the legs out and then 1000 lbs falls on you face.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

Nah, if you speed up it will totally fly over your car. It's physics dude.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Canada is weird.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

So does this qualify as blep pjorn?

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Jim

**Note above poster works for a retailer selling bikes and related gear*

1. emily funnel is cute
2. are most moose gay? this one runs like it is.

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ΜΟΛΩΝ-ΛΑΒΕ
we're doomed

I was thinking the same thing.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

The former or the latter? If you escaped from BLeP's basement after being tied up and sodomised for several years I suspect you'd run like you'd caught the gay too.

Happened to me in North New Hampshire. Driving late a night (first mistake) and moose comes out of bush about 100 yds up road. Immediately start slowing down moose turns and heads back towards the bush. Take foot off brake and then moose decides he is going to cross the road and does right in front of car. I was driving a mazda 323 he would have crushed me.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

The latter.

And I don’t know how many times have I had to explain this, BLeP is the bottom.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Only an American moose would strap a dead animal to the roof of a pickup truck with an empty box.

I have lived in a moose-intensive environment for 30 years. I used to know an ER physician who had extensive experience fixing up people who had hit moose. His advice was "Get your head down." Many of his ER cases involved people who had been scalped. You hit the moose, your bumper takes out its legs, and the body of the moose peels the roof of the car back. At some point your scalp gets in the way. His advice was to duck down and let your airbag do its thing.

I've hit two moose; my wife has hit one. Too many close calls to count. The last encounter I had ended up with a totaled pickup and a dead moose I helped pull off the road. I barely touched the young bull crossing the road; the pickup coming the other way T-boned him.