How many letters in the alphabet. 23, KLM just took off.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

So fucking weird!

Just last night the subject of Botox was brought up at dinner. My son asked what it was and Mrs. Duffy explained it to him.

He got “that look” on his face (the look that a 13 year old boy gets when he thinks of something mildly naughty while his aunt is sitting next to him).

I just knew right away what he was thinking....

I said to him, “we should get that on our balls!!!! Those things are just too damn wrinkly!!!!”

Hilarity ensued...

Anyway, it was deciding that having perfectly smooth balls would be weird, but also that having butt cheeks that were wrinkled like testicles would also be weird.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

..wait... did he say "look at the before and after pictures"?

No thanks.