Your bike sounds like it's a vibrator.

Paging BLeP!

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

WTF kind of motorcycle has aerobars? That does not seem safe at all.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

With a bicycle? That's just weird.

Motorcycle is a different story. I sit on mine at least daily.

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

Is the word "bike" a euphemism for your junk?

https://www.youtube.com/...6CMYA6o5I&sns=em

I was being serious with my OP.

Ah well.

You are gross. That is wrong and you should seek professional help.

I sometimes look for a while. (Not directly). But I never touch unless it is time to ride.

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It doesn't really matter what Phil is saying, the music of his voice is the appropriate soundtrack for a bicycle race. HTupolev

Shit, I am cracking up.

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DISH is how we do it.

Up here in the GWN, I "touch" my bicycle when it goes on the basement trainer for those winter days when I can't get outside to x-country ski. But my Royal Enfield motorcycle and my Triumph car go into the heated man cave garage for winter where I can sit on/in them regularly on snowy days..

My name is Sanuk and I've touched my bike inappropriately.

I have a touring bike that I rode for years all around the world. I was in an accident and the aluminum frame is bent and unsafe to ride but I can't get rid of it. It just sits there, mocking me. Every once in a while, when I dim the lights, have a few glasses of wine or Scotch and will go sit on it, a little longer than I should.

I apologize and am going for treatment so everything is okay.

no. Just moving it around today in the garage though and was thinking about putting it on the trainer. Not yet , still rowing.

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sometimes

Years ago on this forum there was a guy that would post pictures of his girlfriend from time to time. I recall a photo of his girlfriend dressed rather scantily, or may have been sans clothes all together, with a tri bike draped over just the right parts to make the picture non-nude.

This thread reminded me of that photo. She definitely touched her bike.

What a pedalphile.

Bravo.

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"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "

 


In my defense, my bike kinda looks like her. Did I mention it is a P5 and everything I dreamed it would be...she's easy on the eyes and feels good to the touch. Just sayin.

I am a day late and a dollar short but GTFO

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

I touch my bike, I touch myself.
I touch my bike, I touch myself.
I touch my bike, I touch myself.
I touch my bike, I ... - now I have to clean my bike.

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Live long and surf!

You only have 1 bike?

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Pink? Maybe. Maybe not. You decide.