Oh, the humble Canadian accent.
Enjoy it every time (:

We had that last year. I'm looking out my office window and I see a neighbours aluminum garden shed rolling across the road straight at me. I'm at the corner of the building to I went outside gave it a shove sideways and it clears the building by about three feet and last I see its a few miles downwind like tumbleweed.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

That's nothing. I was bicycling along the coast during Hurricane Harvey. It was really windy and I was a bit tired, so I was only doing about 25 mph or so. I looked up the road and there was a Motel 6 tumbling down the road. The entire hotel. There were people throwing a hurricane party in one of the rooms, so I positioned myself so I would be where the open door would roll on top of me without hurting me. When that happened, I threw down my Huffy and pulled myself into the room. It was filled with Playboy playmates and we had wild sex for about 8 hours.

It wasn't the wildest experience I have ever had, but it was in the Top 10.