Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot

Oct 26, 17 7:09

Post #1 of 24 (4609 views)

Now, this is a news story I can get behind.

Seems 20-year-old Mirella Ponce, a member of the Tiny Rascals Gang, was arrested in Fresno, California during the course of a routine traffic stop. Cops found the gang moll in possession of a loaded stolen firearm. In accordance with procedure, Fresno PD posted her mugshot online and it quickly went viral, garnering over 3,500 shares in two days.

"The only crime she committed was stealing my heart," wrote one commenter.

"Ima just go bail her out. Free this hot gangster chick," said another.

Hot gangbanger’s mugshot could get her sprung | New York Post

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 7:16

Post #2 of 24 (4584 views)

She's hot for the time being but nothing wrecks a person's looks like a hard life and that seems to be the likely course for her.

I'm a little suspicious there's a news anchorwoman's booty out of frame, which isn't necessarily a bad thing if you're into that sort of build.

Last edited by: ThisIsIt: Oct 26, 17 7:17

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [ThisIsIt] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 7:39

Post #3 of 24 (4534 views)

ThisIsIt wrote:

She's hot for the time being but nothing wrecks a person's looks like a hard life and that seems to be the likely course for her.

I'm a little suspicious there's a news anchorwoman's booty out of frame, which isn't necessarily a bad thing if you're into that sort of build.

Hawt! newscasters! Lead me to 'em. At my age, that's all I have left. ;-)

Speaking seriously for a moment: you're absolutely right about the hard life and what it does to a person's looks and physiology, to say nothing of what's inside them emotionally.

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 13:24

Post #4 of 24 (4367 views)

As long as she doesn't know my real name or where I live I'd be done. It's one thing to have a woman mad at you, it's another thing to have a neck tattoo'd gang member mad at you.

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 13:59

Post #5 of 24 (4331 views)

She looks SE Asian.

She might be hot but given that she's in a gang, not nearly hot enough

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [Sanuk] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 14:02

Post #6 of 24 (4324 views)

Sanuk wrote:

She looks SE Asian.

She might be hot but given that she's in a gang, not nearly hot enough

And she's in Fresno.

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 14:04

Post #7 of 24 (4319 views)

Meh.

Fresno hot, but not Santa Barbara hot.

Not even close.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 14:07

Post #8 of 24 (4312 views)

Duffy wrote:

Meh.

Fresno hot, but not Santa Barbara hot.

Not even close.

I've been to SB numerous times and concur. At least the womens anyway.

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [axlsix3] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 14:20

Post #9 of 24 (4285 views)

axlsix3 wrote:

Duffy wrote:

Meh.

Fresno hot, but not Santa Barbara hot.

Not even close.

I've been to SB numerous times and concur. At least the womens anyway.

Yes, yes. The womens. Yes. Girl girl girl.

That’s what I meant. Yes. Of course.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 14:25

Post #10 of 24 (4277 views)

Duffy wrote:

Meh.

She has nice hair, other than that, She's ok looking.

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." Jimi Hendrix

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [Nova] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 14:35

Post #11 of 24 (4261 views)

Nova wrote:

Duffy wrote:

Meh.

She has nice hair, other than that, She's ok looking.

I prefer blondes.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 14:46

Post #12 of 24 (4243 views)

That's one thick-ass Sharpie used for those eyebrows.

I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I'll accept - George Carlin

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 15:04

Post #13 of 24 (4225 views)

Nope. As my bro would say, "Wouldn't even bang her with your dick."

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [Tatonka] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 15:06

Post #14 of 24 (4224 views)

Tatonka wrote:

That's one thick-ass Sharpie used for those eyebrows.

Don’t be talkin’ chit ‘bout my yeyes, ese!

I’ll cut choo.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 15:12

Post #15 of 24 (4215 views)

It appears that her gang is Cambodian/American.

I'd be more inclined to stick to one of these Cambodian girls, a lot less drama.

You're welcome.

Last edited by: Sanuk: Oct 26, 17 15:13

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [Sanuk] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 15:14

Post #16 of 24 (4211 views)

You guys have such high standards. ;-)

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [Sanuk] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 15:21

Post #17 of 24 (4200 views)

Sanuk wrote:

It appears that her gang is Cambodian/American.

I'd be more inclined to stick to one of these Cambodian girls, a lot less drama.

You're welcome.

Not less, just a different kind of drama.

Slowguy

(insert pithy phrase here...)

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 15:22

Post #18 of 24 (4200 views)

You guys have such high standards. ;-)

Not me.

I'd just be afraid that the girl with the tattoos would kick the shit out of me. Not saying that wouldn't be fun...

Last edited by: Sanuk: Oct 26, 17 15:22

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [Sanuk] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 15:33

Post #19 of 24 (4185 views)

Just remember boys: no matter how hawt and beautiful the woman is, somewhere out there is a guy who's sick of her sh*t. ;-)

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 15:49

Post #20 of 24 (4167 views)

Just remember boys: no matter how hawt and beautiful the woman is, somewhere out there is a guy who's sick of her sh*t. ;-)

I'll take one of those Cambodian girls which would be great for me and at the same time, will be helping out some poor burdened guy. It also goes without saying she would be thrilled...

Sounds like a win/win.

Last edited by: Sanuk: Oct 26, 17 15:49

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [Sanuk] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 15:57

Post #21 of 24 (4157 views)

I don't get the appeal of the vacant look.

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [vitus979] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 15:58

Post #22 of 24 (4150 views)

The first one is really more to my liking but I can tolerate the vacant look for a short time.

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [Sanuk] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 16:41

Post #23 of 24 (4114 views)

Sanuk wrote:

The first one is really more to my liking but I can tolerate the vacant look for a short time.

About 3 minutes and 27 seconds, most likely. ;-)

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Hawt! Gangbanger's Mugshot [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Oct 26, 17 16:58

Post #24 of 24 (4090 views)

Big K, as a gang member the term Gangbang has nothing to do with being in a gang. You need to hang with the cool kids Sir!

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