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BLeP
Oct 2, 17 18:56
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Waiting for a plane to show up. They tell us that the plane we’re taking will arrive here at 10:25pm. They also tell us that we’ll be leaving at 11pm.

Um, no. There is zero chance that they can get everyone off that plane and board us in 35 minutes.

How stupid do they think we are?
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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JSA
Oct 2, 17 18:57
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FML? Fucking Moose Lover?
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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BLeP
Oct 2, 17 19:03
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I have to go to stupid New Jersey for 4 days. And the stupid flight is late.

FML.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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JSA
Oct 2, 17 19:05
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BLeP wrote:
I have to go to stupid New Jersey for 4 days. And the stupid flight is late.

FML.

Fucking Moose Lover?
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR
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JD21
Oct 2, 17 19:10
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You may be the first person in history to be in a hurry to get to New Jersey.
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racin_rusty
Oct 2, 17 19:11
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Yeah, definitely Fucking Moose Lover. No one in their right mind would go to Jersey unless Trump forced them to.
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BLeP
Oct 2, 17 19:29
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I just want to go to bed.

Get off my lawn.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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JSA
Oct 2, 17 19:30
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Sounds like you just want to love a moose.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR
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BLeP
Oct 2, 17 19:32
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JSA wrote:
Sounds like you just want to love a moose.

Go make some cheese.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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JSA
Oct 2, 17 19:34
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR
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windywave
Oct 2, 17 19:35
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BLeP wrote:
Waiting for a plane to show up. They tell us that the plane we’re taking will arrive here at 10:25pm. They also tell us that we’ll be leaving at 11pm.

Um, no. There is zero chance that they can get everyone off that plane and board us in 35 minutes.

How stupid do they think we are?

You've never flown Southwest, have you?
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BLeP
Oct 2, 17 19:37
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This is Air Canada. We’ll be lucky to be flying by midnight.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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LorenzoP
Oct 2, 17 19:39
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they never told you what day the plane departs
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snoots
Oct 2, 17 19:42
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BLeP wrote:
This is Air Canada. We’ll be lucky to be flying by midnight.

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BLeP
Oct 2, 17 20:00
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We’re on the plane and leaving shortly. It’s a frickin miracle.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Chri55
Oct 2, 17 20:40
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A false humanity is used to impose its opposite, by people whose cruelty is equalled only by their arrogance
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BLeP
Oct 2, 17 21:25
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Slept most of the flight. Winning.
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windywave
Oct 2, 17 21:26
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BLeP wrote:
Slept most of the flight. Winning.

Your flight was less than 90 minutes? Why not drive?
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BLeP
Oct 2, 17 21:27
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windywave wrote:
BLeP wrote:
Slept most of the flight. Winning.

Your flight was less than 90 minutes? Why not drive?

It’s about a 7 hour drive and my company is paying for the flight.

Flight attendant said we were going faster than normal as they were late.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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BLeP
Oct 2, 17 21:30
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Google maps says it’s a 9.5 hour drive.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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last tri in 83
Oct 2, 17 21:38
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JSA a thanks for the laughs. Really needed it today.
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windywave
Oct 2, 17 21:39
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BLeP wrote:
Google maps says it’s a 9.5 hour drive.

That's like 4 hours American with the exchange rate?
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last tri in 83
Oct 2, 17 21:41
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LOL
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BLeP
Oct 2, 17 21:53
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windywave wrote:
BLeP wrote:
Google maps says it’s a 9.5 hour drive.

That's like 4 hours American with the exchange rate?

That would explain why the flight seemed so short. Well that and the fact that I slept through it.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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