in a certain narrow way, i admire you. i am way too homophobic to get a massage from such a person. i don't like getting massages from men period, but certainly not wilford brimley. chapeau to you. kind of.

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Dan Empfield
aka Slowman

To be perfectly honest when I set up the appointment at Masage Envy (I normally don’t go to these types of places (chain spas) because my sister is a masseuse and I have another friend (you’ve seen her picture) who does “body work” but these two were unavailable and I’m hurting!!!) they asked if it was ok that a man do it. I don’t have an issue with men massaging me (we do much more, uh, intimate things in jiu jitsu) so I said sure.

Turns out the dude has the same name as mine (not Duffy, my real name). So here I am kind of picturing that it would someone who would also sort of look like me (super studly handsome).

So here’s the weird thing, when I first saw him, this chubby, grey haired guy with a walrus/porn mustache, I was dissapointed.

I was dissapointed because he wasn’t good looking.

I’m pretty sure that that makes me at least a little bit gay....

He had rough skin on his hands too. And I liked it!

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

So, the happy ending wasn't too rough?

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

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Long Chile was a silly place.

+1

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sometimes

I gotta' massage guy, an Indian by way of Africa, who is the Ron Jeremy equivalent without the mustache. No happy endings there.

Did a couples massage with Mrs.OCtri years ago in Key West. Man and woman masseusiors (sp). She picked the woman and left me with the man. He was short, sweaty and bearded. I would have preferred he be better looking too. It was fine until he got to my feet and his voice got much deeper and he said "your feet ticklish, bro?" We were not bros, there was no need for the uber-masculine voice tone shift. the massage was terrible all around. Mrs. OcT enjoyed hers.

I am trying my best to process this. Is it that you are afraid that you would turn out to be gay? You think he might be gay and that you would catch the gay? You think that he might be gay and would take advantage of you?

Or like Duffy you prefer your male masseuses to be good looking. (Which is definitely gay).

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

He’s got the hots for wilford brimley and he’s afraid that if a big hairy walrus looking man touched his hamstrings he’d pop wood.

And that makes him uncomfortable.

Me, on the other hand, only want to be touched by guys that look like Zac Efron. That way if I did get a boner it would be perfectly understandable.

No homo.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

^^this

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Dan Empfield
aka Slowman

Duffy, you talked about a cat once before.......