I mostly do too. My dad constantly embarrassed the shit out of me as a child and it was probably one of the best things he did. Now when i say embarrassed, i mostly just mean something to laugh at. I love laughing at myself.

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who's smarter than you're? i'm!

Sounds like you and I had the same dad.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

I was born in southern california.......

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who's smarter than you're? i'm!

Unless this tale is from 1984, I feel like this is the embarrassing part of the story.

Not quite, but it is around 10 years old.

Have you seen running attire lately? Lots of bright colours our there.

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Long Chile was a silly place.

Premium mediocre.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Well, I was flying super-duper first class international the other day. The kind you can lay down and go to sleep during. And the kind where you can pretty much watch any movie ever made while eating steak and lobster. I always seem to have my first class pod located near some hot chick's first class pod. Anyway... what was my story again?

My brother brings his dog to the office quite often. The dogs name is Carly. Our secretaries name is Karie. I know this. It isn't a surprise. Somehow my brain got stuck for almost a full day as I called the secretary by the dog's name until about 3:00 when it occurred to me what name I was using.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

I was on a private jet to my sons Harvard interview and mentioned to the attendant I had a home in Galveston. She thought I meant I lived there. I was sooooo embarrassed.

It's the section in front of b'usiness class.

Now get your peasant ass back to c'oach.

I fly 1st class (not 1'st class). Bitch.

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Pink? Maybe. Maybe not. You decide.

in June I mis-quoted Macbeth. T


on August 27, I accidentally cut the run course in an aquathlon, appeared to have 1st place in OV results. That was embarrassing.

I'm sure there has been something more recent.

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maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD

Just about every time I post in the LR.

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War is god

Well not last time. Maybe first time -- though I didn't know it at the time. While posting on another thread, I just realized that the first concert is not Boston, which I've been telling everyone for years. That is kinda embarrassing, but the truth is worse. First show was David Cassidy. I loved the Partridge Family show. But hey, there was Susan Dey.

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It doesn't really matter what Phil is saying, the music of his voice is the appropriate soundtrack for a bicycle race. HTupolev

I'm middle aged and I wear spandex regularly. Occasionally it's a one piece suit with advertising on it and I paid a couple hundred bucks for the privledge to do so. That's embarrassing