If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes

Aug 24, 17 12:16

Post #1 of 21 (1683 views)

When you are finished and you have walked back towards the car.

After you have lent the bikes against the wall and strapped the kids in to car.

Go back and get the fucking bikes.

Do not 10 hours later ask "did you take the bikes out of the car..........."

We will put this one down to experience

My response has been........could happen to anyone..........

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 12:41

Post #2 of 21 (1649 views)

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [WelshinPhilly] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 12:42

Post #3 of 21 (1647 views)

My wife.

Bikes are missing. Presumed stolen.

Last edited by: Andrewmc: Aug 24, 17 12:42

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 12:44

Post #4 of 21 (1640 views)

Were the bikes still there when you went back?

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 12:45

Post #5 of 21 (1635 views)

Andrewmc wrote:

Bikes are missing. Presumed stolen.

Fucking French

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [windywave] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 12:46

Post #6 of 21 (1631 views)

Thats not far off what i said..........

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 12:47

Post #7 of 21 (1628 views)

Andrewmc wrote:

Thats not far off what i said..........

Did you use an amphibian word?

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 12:48

Post #8 of 21 (1626 views)

At least she didn't leave the kids at the park. There is always that. I left the garage door open a few months ago and thieves took two bikes.

They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 12:51

Post #9 of 21 (1622 views)

I would stick to the horrendous swimming and give up on the biking

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 12:51

Post #10 of 21 (1620 views)

I think I'd rather define liberalism

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 12:57

Post #11 of 21 (1604 views)

And that is why you buy dirt cheap used bikes off of craigslist for little kids. Worst case your out $30. Or whatever that is in frenchy money.

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 13:05

Post #12 of 21 (1584 views)

Don't feel so bad , my dad once forgot me in one of those old rides outside department stores, back in the day when you could leave your kid alone to have fun and not worry about it, but hey remember to pick them up...lol

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 13:07

Post #13 of 21 (1581 views)

Presumed stolen.
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Unsecured property abandoned at the park for more than a work day are fair game, according to the unwritten rules of the playground.

Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 13:09

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Tri-Banter wrote:

Presumed stolen.
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Unsecured property abandoned at the park for more than a work day are fair game, according to the unwritten rules of the playground.

Where did you grow up, the Isle of the Lord of the Flies?

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [windywave] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 13:10

Post #15 of 21 (1575 views)

South side of Chicago, not that you would have any idea where that is.

Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 13:21

Post #16 of 21 (1557 views)

I worked 49th and pulaski

Most of my friends grew up in blue island though that may not be the south side you are talking about

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 13:25

Post #17 of 21 (1550 views)

Born in Blue Island. Grew up in Chicago Heights.

Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 13:38

Post #18 of 21 (1532 views)

Tri-Banter wrote:

South side of Chicago, not that you would have any idea where that is.

Which part?

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 13:40

Post #19 of 21 (1529 views)

Tri-Banter wrote:

Born in Blue Island. Grew up in Chicago Heights.

Poser... my wife is an actual South Sider

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [len] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 13:49

Post #20 of 21 (1513 views)

I have left the garage door open numerous times overnight over the years and nothing has ever gone missing.

Needless to say I don't live in Detroit anymore where a friend left the garage door open while he was in his yard and turned around to see someone running down the street with his lawnmower.

Re: If you take the kids to the park to ride their bikes [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]

Aug 24, 17 14:08

Post #21 of 21 (1490 views)

Tri-Banter wrote:

South side of Chicago, not that you would have any idea where that is.

It's the baddest part of town, even I know that

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