Is it happy hour yet?

Aug 4, 17 13:34

Post #1 of 19 (1484 views)

I knew the day was going to be shit when I woke up and remembered that I didn't do laundry last night so I didn't have any underwear. The day just went downfuckinghill from there.

Between my brother/partner and my wife I think they are conspiring to give me a stroke. I love them both dearly but I hope they don't get stuck in a burning building tonight or I am going to have some difficult choices to make.

It is time to crack open the bottle and have several fingers of bourbon.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 13:42

Post #2 of 19 (1471 views)

It's a little early for bourbon here, but i had the day off work and Mrs Ti is out of town for the weekend - grass is cut and gardens edged, so I'll fee the dogs and have a cold one with ya.

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Re: Is it happy hour yet? [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 14:00

Post #3 of 19 (1457 views)

Just opened a Colorado Native Amber Lager, but my lawn still needs cut. It can wait til tomorrow.

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Re: Is it happy hour yet? [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 14:09

Post #4 of 19 (1451 views)

you have both a partner and a wife? How progressive, especially for Central Ohio. Not that there's anything wrong with that.. nice article about the three of you too.

http://www.prevention.com/...band-has-a-boyfriend

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 14:17

Post #5 of 19 (1441 views)

Happy hour special at the golf course after 3 pm. 9 holes with two beers and a cart for $25.

t minus 45 minutes and counting.

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Re: Is it happy hour yet? [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 14:18

Post #6 of 19 (1441 views)

<<so I didn't have any underwear. The day just went downfuckinghill from there.>>

A day without underwear doesn't have to be a bad day; quite the contrary, in some cases.

But one sympathizes; not the best week here either. Just opened a tiny beautiful something from the Maine Beer Company. It's delicious, and that is the name of the beer - "a tiny beautiful something".

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 14:19

Post #7 of 19 (1437 views)

last tri in 83 wrote:

Happy hour special at the golf course after 3 pm. 9 holes with two beers and a cart for $25.

t minus 45 minutes and counting.

I'm not a golf person at all, but that seems like a really good deal.

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [wimsey] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 14:22

Post #8 of 19 (1432 views)

Even with underwear that's a good deal.

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Re: Is it happy hour yet? [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 14:26

Post #9 of 19 (1427 views)

You guys suck! I'm still at work and just received the dreaded 3:30 Friday call that I have a supplier/quality issue with flaking anodize from die cast parts. Need them Monday to keep the line going. It never fails on a Friday afternoon.

So here is to you as soon as I can get some sort of plan worked out. Then an unopened bottle of Knob Creek is in the cabinet at home for a little sniff later.

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 14:34

Post #10 of 19 (1416 views)

last tri in 83 wrote:

Happy hour special at the golf course after 3 pm. 9 holes with two beers and a cart for $25.

t minus 45 minutes and counting.

I'm taking my 8yo son out to walk a few holes shortly. First time he's been on a course. He's never really swung a club before. Pretty sure he thinks it's mini golf. I'll most likely be having a post golf beer

"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 14:39

Post #11 of 19 (1411 views)

last tri in 83 wrote:

Even with underwear that's a good deal.

lol

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [johnnybefit] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 14:39

Post #12 of 19 (1410 views)

johnnybefit wrote:

you have both a partner and a wife? How progressive, especially for Central Ohio. Not that there's anything wrong with that.. nice article about the three of you too.

http://www.prevention.com/...band-has-a-boyfriend

Not only do I have a partner and awife, I am keeping it in the family with my brother.

And for the record, these running shorts are a poor substitute for underwear.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 14:44

Post #13 of 19 (1403 views)

The day just went downfuckinghill from there.

This combined with your bourbon should help.

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 15:04

Post #14 of 19 (1388 views)

j p o wrote:

johnnybefit wrote:

you have both a partner and a wife? How progressive, especially for Central Ohio. Not that there's anything wrong with that.. nice article about the three of you too.

http://www.prevention.com/...band-has-a-boyfriend

Not only do I have a partner and awife, I am keeping it in the family with my brother.

And for the record, these running shorts are a poor substitute for underwear.

Don't you keep your cousin Todd in the mix too?

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 17:48

Post #15 of 19 (1343 views)

I hear ya.

A little late, but the camper's back in storage and all my work around the house is done. For now.

32oz Bombay & tonic for me. Perhaps should have eaten a little more earlier.

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KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 17:56

Post #16 of 19 (1339 views)

j p o wrote:

I knew the day was going to be shit when I woke up and remembered that I didn't do laundry last night so I didn't have any underwear. The day just went downfuckinghill from there.

Between my brother/partner and my wife I think they are conspiring to give me a stroke. I love them both dearly but I hope they don't get stuck in a burning building tonight or I am going to have some difficult choices to make.

It is time to crack open the bottle and have several fingers of bourbon.

Fucking hells bells yes

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [Sanuk] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 18:18

Post #17 of 19 (1326 views)

I think we need another picture of her!

"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [Leddy] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 18:28

Post #18 of 19 (1321 views)

Send me in coach!

Re: Is it happy hour yet? [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Aug 4, 17 18:29

Post #19 of 19 (1320 views)

Pour me somethin' tall an' strong
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere

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