I knew the day was going to be shit when I woke up and remembered that I didn't do laundry last night so I didn't have any underwear. The day just went downfuckinghill from there.
Between my brother/partner and my wife I think they are conspiring to give me a stroke. I love them both dearly but I hope they don't get stuck in a burning building tonight or I am going to have some difficult choices to make.
It is time to crack open the bottle and have several fingers of bourbon.
I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
Between my brother/partner and my wife I think they are conspiring to give me a stroke. I love them both dearly but I hope they don't get stuck in a burning building tonight or I am going to have some difficult choices to make.
It is time to crack open the bottle and have several fingers of bourbon.
I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.