The lower sperm count might not be the problem he thinks it is.

High sperm guy. Does his wife a dozen times and she gets pregnant.

Low sperm guy. Finds it necessary to do his wife 2 dozen times before she gets pregnant.

Does someone feel strongly that having do rack out with the woman you love, over and over again, is a downside?

He's clearly a likeable chap tho, eh?

Funny how babies can come out of the womb already Muslim. I didn't know that.

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That doesn't sound kosher.

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This just furthers the myth that Australia is a real place.

It's the Vegemite.

Hold on, he's quoting Hebrew University as his source?!?! FAKE NEWS! SAD!

True, when has a Muslim ever believed anything a Jew said

So am I reading this correctly, that you are married and have three kids with your wife, but have only had sex with her three times?

 Surely your sense of humor cannot be so nonexistent that you did not get that joke?

Haha thank you

Well I like to think I have a sense of humor, but yeah, after rereading the OP, I guess that went totally over my head.

Have you checked out that (Elmouelhy's) FB page? What a shit fight. He admits he was trolling the trolls (again). They all deserve each other, but in fairness to him, he says FB was pretty quick to delete his post, while the following are some of the milder comments that FB is apparently happy to leave there:
"Hey goat fucker, just reminding you that Muhammad loved to suck jewish pig cocks."
"pedophile religion."
"Racist dog cunt. Don't like how this country is run? Fuck off back to your own cuntry*"
" You are a scumbag. You need to fuck off back to raghead land."
"Kill yourself. You are one ugly pig."
"Raghead cunt. You smell of pork fuckface"
"what an ugly, inbred cunt this man is."
"Allah fucks pigs and eats bacon"
and so on, and on, and on (& on). Makes one nostalgic for the snuggles & love in the LR.

We don't have a "Halal Certification Authority", BTW. The Feds approve a bunch of organisations (Wiki says 22) to issue Halal certificates for export, including HCA. Given the amount of food we export to majority muslim countries, including the world's most populous muslim nation that is our closest neighbour, that's a necessary thing.

I'm assuming you are not a Monty Python fan... or a Catholic.