Or you could just stay home and let the wife go to the mall by herself.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

So we've moved on from keeping just the balls in the jar to the whole man. I guess that was inevitable.

Although, if it comes with a stocked humidor and a respectable beer & liquor menu, and they fix the ventilation problem, I might submit my self to the humiliation.

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

There are instances -- such as when the spousal unit demands some "quality time" together (i.e. doing things she wants to do) -- where that's simply not possible. ;-)

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Yes, all of those things should probably go into Husband Pod 1.1, I'd say. ;-)

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

A couple were Christmas shopping at the mall, which was packed, and as the wife walked into a store she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was upset because they still had a lot to do, and she became so worried that she called him on his cell to ask where he was. He didn't answer despite her calling multiple times, so she started texting him as well as calling.
When he finally answered, the husband asked his wife, "Sweetheart, do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes honey, I do remember that shop."
He replied, "Well, there's a new bar next to it so I figured I'd grab a quick drink."

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

There's a Whole Foods in PA just over the state line from Wilmington DE that has beer taps in it (normally the coffee bar during the day); after 5PM there's a two-beer limit and it's usually guys sitting in there while their wives shop for groceries.

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"You can never win or lose if you don't run the race." - Richard Butler

They sound like very smart men. ;-)

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

We have a beer and wine bar in our local grocery store (Wegmans), which I discovered actually has regular patrons. Who knew.

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

Harris Teeter & Lowes Foods stores here in North Carolina are beginning to install bars & growler fill stations.

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Pink? Maybe. Maybe not. You decide.

I was going to post in response to Brian's post that our local Wegman's all have "The Pub".

Both of your Wegmans are better than mine. No booze available for consumption at the 3 closest locations

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Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/

I guess this is a step up from the asshole chairs sitting outside the dressing rooms.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

This reminds me of how Bill Burr is always talking about how his wife makes his do some stupid crap. "Why would I want to sleep in on Sunday when we can go pay $52 for eggs?"