$34.72 per session? I'd have done it for $10 & a high-five. Demetrius and Traute, I'm available.

I think you are missing the gold in the second part of the article.


"I don't like this anymore than you. I'm simply doing it for the money." (I'm not buying that, but...) Maus told his wife.

Then Maus gets a fertility test and finds out he too is sterile and that his wife got knocked up - twice- by some other dude.

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Suffer Well.

Hahahahahahaha! Life is indeed stranger, and funnier, than fiction. ;-)

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

"I don't like this any more than you"

I'd be really disappointed if my wife was dumb enough to believe this.

I'm not even going to Google this because I want it to be real.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Wasn't that part great! LOVED IT. I think the guy should be given a pass because he was thorough. 72 times good effort.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

Yup! He should at least get a participation trophy. ;-)

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

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"The right to party is a battle we have fought, but we'll surrender and go Amish... NOT!" -Wayne Campbell

Hahahahahaha! Exactly so! :-)

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

awesome

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot